...else he wouldn't allow the show "Brittany and Kevin: Chaotic" to be on the air (or will be on the air, as it were).

The only TV show I want to see Brittany in, is a weekly porn show. Other than her having sex, I do not want to see her on TV.

LUCKILY enough, it'll be on UPN, so no one has to watch it

Oh come on, you couldn't see this as the logical progression? First Dumb Chaste blonde and husband get a show. Then whory blonde and sellout alt/punk/pop drummer get show. Now dumb whory white trash blonde and even more white trash man get a show. The real question you should be asking is why did anyone start watching these damn things in the first place? Had it not been for that, none of this would have happened and the middle east would not hate us.

well if its on UPN, even if someone wanted to watch it they wouldn't be able to

J. Simpson
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B. Spears

I would like to see a lezzy show with J. Simpson and B. Spears.

One of the funniest things i've read in over a fortnight.

Cory

Havent you heard that Travis, the sell-out drummer from Blink-182, and his whoreish looking wife got a reality show?

Nope, I don't even know who they are. I'm out of the loop

Don't worry. It's good to be out of the loop on shit like this.

There should be no loop.

Is our celeb worship so powerful that we have to have all these fucking shows?

yes, which just further proves the point that america is becoming the dumbest country on earth.

becoming?

I think "The Ashlee Simpson Show" proves that America -is- the most retarded country on the face of the earth

Yea, if you read CNN much, you will realize that some of the most retarded people live in our country. How many people keep a fingertip from being reattached in an effort to extort money from a tiny ice cream chain? Why do channels like E! and magazines like RollingStone exist? I hate TV. I firmly believe that it is a curse on our land, and the only way to rectify it is to kill all talkshow hosts, producers of reality TV, ANYONE who participated/particibpates in reality TV, and Biased Fox/CNN/MSNBC reporters that have their own showes (i.e. crossfire, bill o'reiley, etc.). Until this plague has been cleansed from the airwaves, TV will be forever considered an unholy attribute to me. I only use the device to play video games and watch movies anyway.

Rollingstone is ok. It's a music magazine, and they cover most of all of music. Us non-rap/hip hop/whatever the fuck else people don't get a "Vibe" like magazine, so we're stuck with Rollingstone

I watch the history channel, a lot. It is awesome.

Ok, I forgot about that channel. Anytime the TV is on, and I am the only one in the room, AND I am not watching some movie or playing a game, that is what channel it is on. I can't believe I forgot about it.