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 Post subject: Wanted: Advice on How to Not Die
PostPosted: Fri 01-26-2007 5:04PM 
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Is it worth it to surgically install a second heart?

How hopeless is cryogenics?

Uploading your consciousness into a machine: doesn't that require the truth of the Strong AI theory?

Global overpopulation: a ridiculous excuse to entirely avoid "indefinite longevity" research on a global scale, or merely a limiting factor?

Why does human social instinct dictate that trying to not die is a douchebag thing to do?

Would a permanent, static population on Earth eventually allow for the successful implementation of a global anarchy?


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PostPosted: Fri 01-26-2007 7:12PM 
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*ahem*

What?


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PostPosted: Fri 01-26-2007 8:57PM 
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i like boobs.

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PostPosted: Fri 01-26-2007 9:19PM 
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How about not being born? Then you could never die.

Ask a stupid question............

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PostPosted: Fri 01-26-2007 11:01PM 
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sasquatches can live for ever, if they get to eat kittens.

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PostPosted: Fri 01-26-2007 11:39PM 
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ummm.... what they said

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PostPosted: Sat 01-27-2007 12:30AM 
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Try here

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PostPosted: Sat 01-27-2007 2:13AM 
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i like boobs.

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PostPosted: Sat 01-27-2007 12:24PM 
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rofl theshed

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1-Eat a SpaghettiO.
REASON: Long noodles bring long life. Life is calculated by the integral of (x_AB) where x is the length, where the axis is rotated on 180 angle (as the arctan, c, of the diameter) in the terms of "circling the square."A is one end of the noodle, B is the other, C is between.

SpaghettiO's are circular noodles. There is one side and therefore no points. The rotational axis is even 360 degrees, placed in the center and is produced by the inversion of the range of AC and BC subtracted from the Z axis Omega minus ABC3 value. Now, the arctan of the diameter would be 0 since a circle is identical when rotated, meaning that c=0, the #diameter|lim=infinity, angle AB equals infinity and the integral of x=AB;life=x=infinity; therefore, SpaghettiO's make you immortal.

Vote Republican
REASON: Republicans take care of there own (e.g. Dick Cheney...Q.E.D.).

Wreck time and space (The easist way)
Piss off god (How else could Zell Miller still be alive?)

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PostPosted: Sat 01-27-2007 7:32PM 
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secret to life - don't start lame threads.

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Come to terms with death and stop whining.

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PostPosted: Sun 01-28-2007 8:44PM 
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theshed wrote:


Lmfao.

amd2800barton wrote:
secret to life - don't start lame threads.


More importantly, don't make lame posts. If you have nothing interesting/productive/amusing to contribute, then by all means, don't contribute.

Captain_Cadaver wrote:
Come to terms with death and stop whining.


There is an infinitesimal chance that I will not die as long as I don't "come to terms with death." I'll take that chance. :wink:

Nobody here is whining except you.


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PostPosted: Sun 01-28-2007 9:00PM 
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So...





You don't like boobs?

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PostPosted: Sun 01-28-2007 9:02PM 
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Bird wrote:
So...





You don't like boobs?


Whoa, I never said that... Lol.


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PostPosted: Sun 01-28-2007 11:22PM 
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You don't like boobs?


He loves them so much he is trying to cheat death.

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