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How about not being born? Then you could never die.
Ask a stupid question............
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rofl theshed
sheds link wrote:
1-Eat a SpaghettiO. REASON: Long noodles bring long life. Life is calculated by the integral of (x_AB) where x is the length, where the axis is rotated on 180 angle (as the arctan, c, of the diameter) in the terms of "circling the square."A is one end of the noodle, B is the other, C is between.
SpaghettiO's are circular noodles. There is one side and therefore no points. The rotational axis is even 360 degrees, placed in the center and is produced by the inversion of the range of AC and BC subtracted from the Z axis Omega minus ABC3 value. Now, the arctan of the diameter would be 0 since a circle is identical when rotated, meaning that c=0, the #diameter|lim=infinity, angle AB equals infinity and the integral of x=AB;life=x=infinity; therefore, SpaghettiO's make you immortal.
Vote Republican REASON: Republicans take care of there own (e.g. Dick Cheney...Q.E.D.).
Wreck time and space (The easist way) Piss off god (How else could Zell Miller still be alive?)
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