Death is kinda hard on cheaters. In fact, he tries to kill them.

Don't suck.

Do better.

Just make a new clone for yourself every 60 years.

A clone without a brain, right? So you could transport your original brain into the new body? Otherwise, I'm not sure the clones would really be you...

Other than that, I bet it would work if we can figure out both cloning and brain transplants. Maybe the brain transplant should be done in a NASA-certified cleanroom.

But wait, why are all the nations banning human cloning? Are they banning brainless clones too?

And then you get Alzheimers.

Yeah, figuring out cures for brain diseases would be good. Especially tumors. You've probably heard this, but they're actually making a lot of progress with Alzheimer's lately. For example, they finally proved that, at least in mice, learning physically counteracts the plaque build-ups.

Its not a tumor!

Right, Alzheimer's isn't a cancer. I mean we'd have to address more than just Alzheimer's though. All serious brain diseases would have to be addressed, and to me, tumors seem to be some of the nastiest.

Bathe in the blood of a virgin. I'm sure there a bunch of nerds in the Comp Sci building that can help you with that.

actually, i was infact quoting a culture refrence

Or, to combine a couple of threads here...

How to Fail at Life

Lmao.

And following our will and wind we may just go where no one's been.
We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.

Spiral out. Keep going...


What? Death is sweet sweet satisfaction are you kidding me. I cant wait to die, then i will find out all these things i wonder about. Or i wont, because i will be dead. Win win if you ask me.

sounds like this motherfucker was high when he wrote this shit, but I'm drunk so what matters really?

Ask Jack Bauer? Maybe immortality comes with that neat little trick of not having to go to the bathroom.