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Author:  weava [ Wed 10-20-2004 1:41PM ]
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Patrick wrote:
Has anyone on 3N been duct taped to the elevator yet this year? Has anyone filled anyone's room with newspaper? Has anyone gotten both elevators stuck on 3 for an entire weekend? Has anyone filled doorways with aluminum cans that spill in upon opening the door? Have any major pieces of machinery been demolished and disintegrated in the hallways? Have entire spools of CD-Rs been shattered down the floor? Have any monitors been mysteriously dropped from the roof? Has anyone decided to take all the light bulbs from the neighboring floors? Has the floor been fined hundreds of dollars in damages?

Sounds like 3N is too quiet this year.


you forgot about hobo town, the microwave light bulb fire, the balcony fire, illeagaly spray painting the walls, busting the janitor door in half, fight club, the balcony toilet, having 1 1/2 fingers cut off my a saw, breaking numerous hallway lights,
and you can't go wrong when people have nicknames like , wackin' Bill, man-cooter-douch-bag, sheep-fucker, dude-fucker, phildo, taj mawhore, castro, sister-fucker, random, loud adam, grillin' bill, fucking townie, ect.
and does anyone know how many cops visited the floor last year?

3NW formaly known as "the STOOP" used to be complety bad ass till everyone moved out or was kicked out. And anyone who doesn't like a good pranking can suck my nuts.
Author:  snipermav [ Wed 10-20-2004 1:51PM ]
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weava wrote:
and you can't go wrong when people have nicknames like , wackin' Bill, man-cooter-douch-bag, sheep-fucker, dude-fucker, phildo, taj mawhore, castro, sister-fucker, random, load adam, grillin' bill, fucking townie, ect.
and does anyone know how many cops visited the floor last year?


Who was man-cooter-douche-bag? and sister-fucker? I think those are the only two nicknames that I can't say that I heard on the floor last year.
Author:  Patrick [ Wed 10-20-2004 2:31PM ]
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Don't forget about "Secret Asian Man" either.
Author:  weava [ Wed 10-20-2004 2:39PM ]
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man-cooter-douchbag was glenn a.ka. super bacne atack
Author:  thessnake [ Wed 10-20-2004 3:34PM ]
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man that takes me back. duct taping doors rules. i came back from class one day last year and found that my doorknob had been replaced by an apple. good times
Author:  nsrbb5(dalfjdal) [ Wed 10-20-2004 3:56PM ]
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Anonymous wrote:
Some people have 8am classes that are really hard to pass if you cannot stay awake, and since I go to sleep at 11:00 on average, I was pretty tired in the morning.


Guy 1358 wrote:
Funny shennanigans should be a part of college life...don't bitch because one night you happened to be on the receiving end of a prank. You should dish it out next time you have a free evening. You'll never remember what the hell your 8am class was, but you might remember one stupid night of fun in 10 years.


1. you are a fucking WEINER. my parents stay up later than you do, and they don't have classes at 8, they have WORK at SEVEN.

you should never say "SINCE i go to bed at 11 on average i was pretty tired".... i go to bed anywhere from 2-4am every (week)night. and i have an 8 am class MWF. and i rarely skip it. you would have much more fun if you took a 1-2 (or 3-5 whatever your flavor is) in the afternoon and took some time to hang out at night when all the fun happens

2. amen to that. i can remember one time when we took a soda machine from the end of the hall, and put it facing towards the door of a guy in our house. then we braced it to the wall by drilling 2x4s into it (directly into the soda machine). then knock on the door, and back up.

the trick is to play the pranks on the winey guys or the hotheads who lose it. if it were me with a soda machine in my doorway, i'd grab 35 cents out of my desk and grab a moutnain dew! but he lost it and started throwing things out and cursing. a great time was had by all

or pennying the door while someone is taking a shower. that's another great one..............

OH here is a great one -- i don't know about other places on campus, but every semester we get a giant box full of small sample cans of axe deoderant body spray. add a strip of masking tape, and you have the "axebomb". aim away from face, throw into someone's room while they're sleeping, away, into the shower while they are trying to bathe, the possibilities are limitless!!!
Author:  Guest [ Wed 10-20-2004 4:12PM ]
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Would you react so calmly if someone fucked up your sleep the night before you had an exam? Or if their prank involving your door or taping you to the wall meant you missed a class you'd already missed a lot and were on the verge of failing due to excessive absences?

Just because it doesn't effect you much doesn't mean it can't seriously screw over someone else. Now, if you'd said you mostly just did this shit on weekends, that might be different. But when you're chancing fucking over someone academically with your pranks, that's crossing a line.
Author:  heretic [ Wed 10-20-2004 4:25PM ]
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...but when you're chancing dying a virgin, that's crossing the line. Stop being a faggot and get over it. It's college, have fun.
Author:  vaio76109 [ Wed 10-20-2004 4:49PM ]
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nsrbb5(dalfjdal) wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
OH here is a great one -- i don't know about other places on campus, but every semester we get a giant box full of small sample cans of axe deoderant body spray. add a strip of masking tape, and you have the "axebomb". aim away from face, throw into someone's room while they're sleeping, away, into the shower while they are trying to bathe, the possibilities are limitless!!!

Holy shit, i didnt realize this had been done before. My fucking roommate did that to me with some old spice. I saw it all in slo motion just grabbed it and ran outside as fast as i could and threw it. My roommate said hes never seen someone run so fast :lol:
Author:  The Angry Jesus [ Wed 10-20-2004 5:46PM ]
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Obviously people haven't seen any College movies.

These people being pranked, as mentioned before, or either nerds or hotheads...

Beware, for they will have their revenge.
Author:  vaio76109 [ Wed 10-20-2004 8:46PM ]
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The Angry Jesus wrote:
Obviously people haven't seen any College movies.

These people being pranked, as mentioned before, or either nerds or hotheads...

Beware, for they will have their revenge.

nerds...
Author:  Guest [ Wed 10-20-2004 9:32PM ]
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vaio76109 wrote:
The Angry Jesus wrote:
Obviously people haven't seen any College movies.

These people being pranked, as mentioned before, or either nerds or hotheads...

Beware, for they will have their revenge.

nerds...


Welcome to Rolla........
Author:  nsrbb24938 [ Thu 10-21-2004 12:55AM ]
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vaio76109 wrote:
nsrbb5(dalfjdal) wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
OH here is a great one -- i don't know about other places on campus, but every semester we get a giant box full of small sample cans of axe deoderant body spray. add a strip of masking tape, and you have the "axebomb". aim away from face, throw into someone's room while they're sleeping, away, into the shower while they are trying to bathe, the possibilities are limitless!!!

Holy shit, i didnt realize this had been done before. My fucking roommate did that to me with some old spice. I saw it all in slo motion just grabbed it and ran outside as fast as i could and threw it. My roommate said hes never seen someone run so fast :lol:


the worst was one time when i thought all the axe had been used up already. it had been several weeks without an incident, and i'm in the shower, care free not worrying about a thing, when i hear the door open and a clinking noise. didn't think anything of it. i couldn't hear the aerosol spray because of the running water in the shower, but suddenly i smelled it. and it's not a faint smell, it's strong as shit. so i hurried up and got out of there as fast as i could and i reeked like axe all day.

it's okay though, because i was well stocked up

<img src="http://www.umr.edu/~nsrbb5/pics/room100redux/Room%20100%20Redux%20001%20(Custom).jpg">

other fun ideas -- spraying it under a door if it doesn't have a door jam (much like the doors in resident halls or fraternity housing) or spraying it through the air intake on the outside of an AC unit. just watch out with that under the door thing though. kevin decided to retaliate and sprayed me through the openening at the hinges right in my eyeball.

*no tests were failed in the telling of these stories.

seriously, cardboard over your door kept you from making it to class on time? it's fucking cardboard. you are lucky they didnt' dump crinkled up newspaper sheets in there (like they should have)
Author:  Guest [ Thu 10-21-2004 6:25AM ]
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No, I'm talking about either 1: Duct taping the door shut, depening on how much you use, 2: Duct taping a person to a wall or whatever, or 3: Barricading the door with, for example, a soda machine. Kinda hard for them to get out then, ain't it?
Author:  nsrbbbbbbbbb5 [ Thu 10-21-2004 7:54PM ]
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yeah, but it was at 11:00 at night. and we moved the soda machine after he gave up and went to bed so when he woke up in the morning he could get to class
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