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nice page.

shannon has a big ass. Her ass is so big, she has to walk in to middle of the street to avoid clipping mailboxes.

Dude, that is so true.

Shannon has the biggest ass in all the land! She can't walk anywhere without it rubbing up on people. Stupid girl.

Where are you planning to walk?

Shannon has bad breath in the morning.

Shannon uses her teeth. ouch

She doesn't use her teeth, just her tongue ring.

And she does have bad breath in the morning. Mainly because she goes to bed with your mom at night.

tongue ring huh?

You have my attention...

I think I'm probably the only person that thinks tongue rings are overated. I personally think they look sexy, but the feeling is hardly noticeable.

I'm just waiting for the day two new-age youngsters get their mouth hardware latched together.

Still one of those "I would like to mark it off my list" things... right underneath screwing two Japanese blondes.

I used to make fun of people who had braces and wouldn't kiss because they were afraid of getting stuck. Well, one time I kissed a girl (I had braces) who was wearing a retainer and her retainer managed to latch onto my braces and was pulled from her mouth. Funny story...

I think they are nasty.

"Tounge Rings? What the fuck is up with those? I mean, I dont beat off with a BB."

Can't remember who said that for the life of me. Damnit.

"Why would a woman put a tattoo on the small of her back? You don't put a bumper sticker on a Rolls-Royce, do you?"
-(I have no freakin' idea who said this)

But a ring through their belly butten, thats a hole different story.