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 Post subject: Re: IRC Quotes Thread
PostPosted: Thu 03-27-2008 1:16AM 
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<blitzvergnugen> is her name taylor
<blitzvergnugen> give us a hint
<berto> taylor is my cousin
<berto> you fucker
<berto> shes 16
<benm> oh hawt
<blitzvergnugen> LOL
<blitzvergnugen> just got to that part
<blitzvergnugen> was like.. whoa.. that'd be awkward
<berto> hahaha
<berto> awkward family get-togethers eh
<amd2800barton> eh they're awkward anyway
<blitzvergnugen> give me a clue
<berto> i like to watch porn while having sex

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 Post subject: Re: IRC Quotes Thread
PostPosted: Thu 03-27-2008 1:17AM 
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* CurbZideProphet has joined #seek42
<benm> OMG
<berto> oh snap
<benm> SOMEONE NEW
<berto> hi2u
<benm> HELLO
* CurbZideProphet has quit IRC (Signoff)
<benm> TAKE ME 2 UR LEADER
<berto> gdamn ben
<blitzvergnugen> wtf ben
<benm> what a bummer
<berto> TOO STRONG
<blitzvergnugen> scared off
<amd2800barton> damnit ben

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 Post subject: Re: IRC Quotes Thread
PostPosted: Thu 03-27-2008 1:18AM 
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<blitzvergnugen> damnit.. now i'm gonna start randomly friending hoes in kc
<berto> hahah
<berto> why?
<amd2800barton> lol
<blitzvergnugen> to verify

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 Post subject: Re: IRC Quotes Thread
PostPosted: Thu 03-27-2008 11:26AM 
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[23:13] lunchbox88: can anyone hook me up with anoth x264 acct
[23:14] berto: i can
[23:14] berto: whats in it for me
[23:14] berto: :D
[23:15] LostBoyz: a cheap alley BJ
[23:15] Twilyte: spit or swallow?
[23:16] berto: ive been eating pineapples
[23:16] berto: so swallow plz
[23:16] Kamakazi: bitch better swallow
[23:16] lunchbox88: haha well we will talk about that later

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 Post subject: Re: IRC Quotes Thread
PostPosted: Thu 03-27-2008 11:28AM 
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[23:42] benm: soo....
[23:42] benm: volleyball girls?
[23:42] benm: hot or not
[23:42] Twilyte: depends on how low their standards are
[23:42] Kamakazi: hot
[23:42] Kamakazi: I have to file pictures of them all the time
[23:43] Kamakazi: at work
[23:43] Kamakazi: Twil is gay anyway
[23:43] * Twilyte wants to know how many drinks he needs to buy for them to find him sexy
[23:43] *** blitzvergnugen has signed off IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)).
[23:43] benm: ha ha ha
[23:43] Twilyte: and Kama can suck my balls

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 Post subject: Re: IRC Quotes Thread
PostPosted: Thu 03-27-2008 11:31AM 
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[12:44] UrLocalGuru: jkasfljfkdl;asfjk;asdljfaslfj NOOOOO
[12:44] UrLocalGuru: newegg is down
[12:47] Twilyte: aw, no electronic orgasm for guru
[12:48] Kamakazi: works for me
[12:48] Kamakazi: ;)
[12:48] Kamakazi: and yes, newegg is number 4 on my Opera Speed Dial ist
[12:51] Kamakazi: man it is ridiculous how cheap ram is thse days
[12:54] Kamakazi: and once again
[12:54] Kamakazi: I am talking to myself
[12:55] Kamakazi: I hate when I am bored at work
[12:55] Kamakazi: on IRC I turn into Will
[12:55] Kamakazi: talking to myself all the time
[12:55] * Twilyte ignores the crazy person
[12:56] Kamakazi: I WILL NOT BE IGNORED
[12:56] * Kamakazi slaps Twilyte around a bit with a large trout
[12:56] * Twilyte eats the trout and wonders "where did that magical fish come from?"
[13:12] *** inositle has signed off IRC (Ping timeout: 60 seconds).
[13:19] UrLocalGuru: ..
[13:19] UrLocalGuru: i go for lunch and see what happens

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 Post subject: Re: IRC Quotes Thread
PostPosted: Thu 03-27-2008 11:42AM 
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[19:57] Twilyte: hello Guru
[19:57] blitzvergnugen: question: what color annoys you most?
[19:57] Twilyte: excellent question
[19:57] blitzvergnugen: most definitely
[19:57] blitzvergnugen: we should have berto write a script that will do this for us
[19:57] UrLocalGuru: none i forced formatting
[19:58] Twilyte: ./annoy UrLocalGuru
[19:58] blitzvergnugen: what a lameo
[19:58] Twilyte: he's a spoilsport
[19:58] blitzvergnugen: we can still type colors
[19:58] blitzvergnugen: it'll be like shouting colors at a blind person
[19:58] UrLocalGuru: yes but its all black on white to me
[19:58] blitzvergnugen: PURPLE
[19:58] Twilyte: a rainbow of annoyance
[19:59] blitzvergnugen: GREEN
[19:59] blitzvergnugen: RED
[19:59] blitzvergnugen: OLIVE
[19:59] Twilyte: Sickly Diarrhea
[19:59] blitzvergnugen: URINE
[19:59] blitzvergnugen: *well-hydrated
[20:00] Twilyte: FUDGE-tastic
[20:00] blitzvergnugen: Sinus infection snot
[20:00] blitzvergnugen: maybe radioactive snot
[20:01] Twilyte: Pepto-pink
[20:01] blitzvergnugen: that's way grey
[20:01] * Twilyte throws bricks at guru
[20:01] * blitzvergnugen throws a few gold coins that are at the end of this rainbow at guru
[20:02] UrLocalGuru: ...

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 Post subject: Re: IRC Quotes Thread
PostPosted: Thu 03-27-2008 11:46AM 
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21:34] Twilyte: motherfucker, I just realized why my instructor has been grading my reports harshly
[21:34] Gamer_Donkey: somebody made you autocorrect change periods to "penis"?
[21:35] Twilyte: suppossed to do chapter summaries. The book is divided into 8 chapters. I, being a dumbass, went instead by the 5 major heading of the book
[21:35] Twilyte: In other words, I finished the entire fucking book 5 assignments too early
[21:36] Gamer_Donkey: that's a pretty big mistake
[21:36] Twilyte: very big
[21:37] Kamakazi: lol
[21:45] * Twilyte puts on his dunce cap and returns to his corner

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 Post subject: Re: IRC Quotes Thread
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*** Chankster has been kicked from #seek42 by Chankster: fag
chingchooee: lol
UrLocalGuru: lol
*** Chankster has joined #seek42
Chankster: i feel better now
heretic: it's like watching one of those little retarded children shooting themselves
Comment: retards

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 Post subject: Re: IRC Quotes Thread
PostPosted: Thu 03-27-2008 1:48PM 
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UrLocalGuru: damn sun light
heretic: haha
Chankster: ?
heretic: silly Will, you're not Comp Sci
heretic: why are you worried about the sun?
heretic: pfff
Chankster: and you're not a vampire either
UrLocalGuru: its causing a glare on my laptop screen
UrLocalGuru: im in the car
heretic: ...
heretic: STOP TYPING AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD
heretic: GOSH
UrLocalGuru: i can multi taks
berto: rotfl
UrLocalGuru: .. guess not
berto: hahaha

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PostPosted: Thu 03-27-2008 1:56PM 
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UrLocalGuru: we know your bored
Kamakazi: not really
Kamakazi: and here I get to set and talk to my girlfriend
Chankster: bah
Chankster: he's just making that up to sound important
Kamakazi: who is slightly more than mildly prettier than you guys
UrLocalGuru: have you ever met me?
Kamakazi: yes, my eyes still burn
UrLocalGuru: like i thought
UrLocalGuru: ... she must be ugly as fuck then
UrLocalGuru: mildly prettier
UrLocalGuru: hahaha
UrLocalGuru: owned
Chankster: ouch
Chankster: UrLocalGuru just pwned someone
Kamakazi: lol

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 Post subject: Re: IRC Quotes Thread
PostPosted: Thu 03-27-2008 2:00PM 
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UrLocalGuru: so heretic what do we do to become mods?
heretic: UrLocalGuru, got knee pads?
UrLocalGuru: actually i do... why?
heretic: cause you'll be on your knees A LOT before I give you mod :P
Chankster: mm knee pads...volleyball or stormtrooper style?
UrLocalGuru: rofl
Chankster: ouch
UrLocalGuru: i beleive that qualifies as owned
heretic: yeah, I'm pretty sure it does

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PostPosted: Thu 03-27-2008 2:03PM 
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Chankster: so how big is the hard drive you put in it?
UrLocalGuru: the mac?
Chankster: no your mom's vagina
UrLocalGuru: ...
UrLocalGuru: shes got a usb port
UrLocalGuru: O.o
Chankster: prolly 1.0
Chankster: that slow f'ing whore
UrLocalGuru: heh ass
Chankster: so how big is it?
UrLocalGuru: ...
UrLocalGuru: how big is your external usb dive
Chankster: one is 250gb the other is 200gb
UrLocalGuru: she can take both
UrLocalGuru: but itll be slow
Chankster: i hate you
UrLocalGuru: you might need a hub though
Chankster: not what i was expecting at all
UrLocalGuru: heh
Chankster: so...
heretic: speaking of which, Will does your 'sis have a 2.0 vagina?
heretic: since it's newer?
UrLocalGuru: 2.1 actually
Kamakazi: she does
heretic: ooo
UrLocalGuru: and she has more then one port
UrLocalGuru: where as for my mom youll need a hub
Kamakazi: 3 to be precise
Chankster: no
Chankster: she has a firewire port
Chankster: shows what you know
heretic: fire...crotch?
Kamakazi: the firewire much be a new one....she didn't have it last week
heretic: hahaha
heretic: upgrades
UrLocalGuru: ...
UrLocalGuru: i hate you all
*** Chankster has changed the topic on channel #seek42 to UrLocalGuru came from a usb 1.0 port.
heretic: hahahaha
heretic: no wonder he's slow
atm314: lol, thats great
UrLocalGuru: shit

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PostPosted: Thu 03-27-2008 2:06PM 
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[01:45] <berto> hes got deeznuts
[01:45] <lunchbox88> no berto, you keep those to yourself

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PostPosted: Thu 03-27-2008 2:11PM 
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[17:06] Kamakazi: woot woot
[17:06] Twilyte: ?
[17:07] Kamakazi: Will givin 25 cent blow jobs at Havener until 7
[17:07] Twilyte: does he have change for a dollar?
[17:07] Kamakazi: no, but you get 6 on the dollar
[17:07] Kamakazi: (he can't add)
[17:07] Twilyte: hot damn! now that's a deal!

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