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Author:  heretic [ Wed 03-26-2008 9:38PM ]
Post subject:  IRC Quotes Thread

Rules are simple, anytime you find a quote in the #seek42 irc channel, post it conveniently out of context.

Quote:
* Twilyte has changed the topic to: [19:11] berto: i want fudge
<cmptrnrd16> Robert has fudge?
<benm> no
<benm> robert wants fundge
<LostBoyz> robert wants fudge
<berto> lol
<LostBoyz> packed
<LostBoyz> hard
<berto> ill kill all of you

Author:  benm [ Wed 03-26-2008 9:47PM ]
Post subject:  Re: IRC Quotes Thread

Quote:
<LostBoyz> roboned
<LostBoyz> more like it
<benm> oh man
<berto> hahaha
<benm> that is a true pwning
<benm> berto *does* want fudge
<el_lorenzo> bow chica bow wow
<benm> and he wants to pack it
<berto> neg
<berto> NEG
<berto> THX
<berto> CHIEF

Best to keep them all about robert

Author:  LostBoyz [ Wed 03-26-2008 9:59PM ]
Post subject:  Re: IRC Quotes Thread

Quote:
23:58… berto: who wants to do hookers and ecstacy with me?
23:59… LostBoyz: not with you
23:59… LostBoyz: but yes
23:59… berto: lol
23:59… berto: fuck you scott
23:59… berto: !
23:59… benm: I wouldn't feel safe with robert
23:59… Twilyte: im in
23:59… LostBoyz: always wanted to go rolling
23:59… berto: lol 'feel safe' im not your fucking boyfriend buddy

Author:  Chankster [ Wed 03-26-2008 10:01PM ]
Post subject:  Re: IRC Quotes Thread

Quote:
<UrLocalGuru> hay retards
<UrLocalGuru> i have windows xp live
<UrLocalGuru> it runs off a cd
<UrLocalGuru> no install
<Chankster> whoopdido
<Chankster> stfu
<Gamer_Donkey> hay gayfag, i have Ubuntu
<UrLocalGuru> ...
<UrLocalGuru> well shit

Author:  Twilyte [ Wed 03-26-2008 10:01PM ]
Post subject:  Re: IRC Quotes Thread

Quote:
[11:25] <Twilyte> if the teacher is hot, ask her why she roxxorz your boxxorz
[11:25] <heretic> she's not
[11:25] <heretic> not at all
[11:25] Action: heretic shudders
[11:26] <Twilyte> ask anyway, she might give you some 'extra credit'
[11:26] <Galvatron96> uglier than mentis?
[11:27] <heretic> now he's not a bad lookin' guy
[11:27] <heretic> if I was gay... and about 50 years older
[11:27] <heretic> i'd totally 'push' and 'pop' his 'stack'

Author:  Chankster [ Wed 03-26-2008 10:05PM ]
Post subject:  Re: IRC Quotes Thread

Quote:
<Chankster> you lose
<UrLocalGuru> explain to me again why i loose
<UrLocalGuru> err lose
<dash> because you can't type well
<UrLocalGuru> tahts not a good reason
<dash> because you have no friends
<UrLocalGuru> i kneed a more gooder reason then even that
<dash> because girls hate you
<UrLocalGuru> most goodest then that
<dash> because YOU ARE THE END OF YOUR EVOLUTIONARY LINE
<UrLocalGuru> ...
<UrLocalGuru> i do lose
<dash> your gene pool is going out the drain

Author:  LostBoyz [ Wed 03-26-2008 11:23PM ]
Post subject:  Re: IRC Quotes Thread

Quote:
01:23… berto: my dog says hi
01:23… el_lorenzo: that is certainly on the top of the list
01:23… blitzvergnugen: 2nd time http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mung
01:23… berto: he shoved his face into my laptop screen
01:24… blitzvergnugen: woot off?
01:24… LostBoyz: robert are you talking about an actual dog or your penis

Author:  blitzvergnugen [ Wed 03-26-2008 11:41PM ]
Post subject:  Re: IRC Quotes Thread

Quote:
<blitzvergnugen> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mung
<blitzvergnugen> anybody read the mung link?
<berto> no
<benm> neg
<LostBoyz> sec
<blitzvergnugen> who wants mung?
<LostBoyz> jesus dude
<blitzvergnugen> yeah
<benm> mung is sweet
<blitzvergnugen> fuckin gross
<benm> I thought it would be poop play
<LostBoyz> howd you know what i did last weekend?
<blitzvergnugen> i learned about it from some wierd people
<blitzvergnugen> LOL
<LostBoyz> been munging since i was 12
<LostBoyz> always lose (winning really)
<benm> that's pretty sweet
<benm> wish I had a better upbringing
<benm> coulda done some munging in my day
<LostBoyz> ya my parents are undertakers, practically a sport

Author:  benm [ Wed 03-26-2008 11:50PM ]
Post subject:  Re: IRC Quotes Thread

Quote:
[16:15] <UrLocalGuru> hahaha
[16:15] <UrLocalGuru> i forced myself onto polly

Author:  benm [ Thu 03-27-2008 12:16AM ]
Post subject:  Re: IRC Quotes Thread

Quote:
[16:05] <heretic> that's when you grab a knife from the silverwear bin, and start shankin' bitches.
[16:05] <heretic> works everytime I swear.
[16:05] <Kamakazi> it was considered, but I was a bit exhausted
[16:08] <berto> said the mexican
[16:08] <berto> ;D

Author:  benm [ Thu 03-27-2008 12:22AM ]
Post subject:  Re: IRC Quotes Thread

Quote:
[09:03] <Chankster> well im going back to bed now
[09:04] <Kamakazi> have fun
[09:04] <Chankster> only had 3 hoyrs last night
[09:06] <Kamakazi> all that jerking off really cuts into your time I am sure
[09:06] <Chankster> yup

Author:  benm [ Thu 03-27-2008 12:25AM ]
Post subject:  Re: IRC Quotes Thread

Quote:
[16:06] <berto> fruitcae
[16:06] <berto> er
[16:06] <berto> cake
[16:08] <Kamakazi> dammit, I hate when people call me a "fruitcae"
[16:15] <Chankster> me too
[16:16] <Kamakazi> it is very detrimental to my state of mind

Author:  benm [ Thu 03-27-2008 12:47AM ]
Post subject:  Re: IRC Quotes Thread

Quote:
[16:24] <berto> how much does he charge?
[16:24] <Kamakazi> blowjobs
[16:24] <UrLocalGuru> more then free
[16:24] <Kamakazi> 7 to be precise
[16:24] <UrLocalGuru> which is to much
[16:24] <LostBoyz> usually charges blank verbatims
[16:24] <berto> 7 blowjobs?! sweet, ill get chank on it

Author:  benm [ Thu 03-27-2008 12:57AM ]
Post subject:  Re: IRC Quotes Thread

Quote:
[10:42] <UrLocalGuru> shes 4'11" with brown curly hair
[10:42] <UrLocalGuru> if you frequented hardees at all.. you prolly had her take your order on more then one occation
[10:42] <Kamakazi> oh yes, that reallly narrows it down
[10:42] <Kamakazi> I haven't been since last year
[10:43] <UrLocalGuru> SHORT MOTHER FUCKER.. SHES SHORT

Author:  benm [ Thu 03-27-2008 1:10AM ]
Post subject:  Re: IRC Quotes Thread

Quote:
[23:46] <Kamakazi> who wants to buy me alcohol?
[23:47] <LostBoyz> lol
[23:47] <Kamakazi> not that I would ever drink it underage....
[23:48] <Kamakazi> just...um...stockpiling until I turn 21


(note to self: sept 5th 2007 is where I stop for now)

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