Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey buddy You: Hello! My brother hooked up with his wife through this service, i was wondering if you might be interested in a relationship. Stranger: im up for it You: Awesome You: Lets get to it You: How should we start? Stranger: i must say im young You: I like young ones Stranger: would you be gentle? You: IF i had to Stranger: NOTICE TO CHATTER: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #21789731-0343. The above message is not legitimate. Please disregard it. You: Aw, shit
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:50 pm Post subject: Reply with quote You: You think i'm hot? Stranger: Well, I'd need to see you first You: 236 pounds... blue eyes. Size 21. Black You: Hot rite? Stranger: MAN THE HARPOONS
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Stranger: hi You: Hello, i'd like to talk to you about jesus Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi Stranger: hey You: how is life? Stranger: wanna cyber? You: sure You: you can begin Stranger: m/f? You: male Stranger: mm good Stranger: what does you cock look like? You: roughly 2 inches Stranger: *your Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: heeyy mang Stranger: how ya been bro hah You: If I told you horses made me horney would you be turned on? Stranger: well Stranger: that depends Stranger: are you a boy or a girl You: Im a guy Stranger: Then i'm afraid the answer is LIKE A GOAT Stranger: heh do you get it Stranger: like a goat Stranger: HORNEY Stranger: oh i'm such a dastard Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi Stranger: gender? You: Female.... now Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Im a dude, and Im naked. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This shit is alot of fun....
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My god... this is like crack
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hiiiiiiiii Stranger: im m 25 You: HEY BILLY MAYS HERE AND I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT OXYCLEAN! THE STAIN SPECIALIST! You: TIRED OF STAINS THAT JUST WON'T COME OUT? You: SO AM I! You: THAT'S WHY I USE OXYCLEAN! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HELP You: OKAY You: what can i do! Stranger: its to late You: shit You: what happened? Stranger: i just cut my rist You: oh well You: the world could do with a few less people who don't know how to spell Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey from? You: 42/m/prison Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Joined: Sat 10-18-2003 10:26PM Posts: 2954 Location: Stone's throw from Garden of the Gods, Colorado Springs
Source: Off Campus
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl You: lom Stranger: asl? You: 25/m/Missouri You: It's my birthday today. Stranger: u horny You: Who isn't on here? ;p; Stranger: lets talk dirty Stranger: ) You: Ok. That's cool with me Stranger: i wannaa suck you off You: Let's get this out of the way right off though. You're a 19/M/mother's basement wanting to get me right to the edge and then suddenly spring that on me and make me feel gay. But for my own purposes I'll imagine you're a 21/F/Caracas, Venezuela, you don't speak a lick of English, you have incredible 38Ds and want me to wallow in your mud cave with you. You: Let's play Your conversational partner has disconnected.
/b/ invades omegle so often there is nothing good left. After the great omegle abuse in 06 there was almost nobody left there last time I checked.
They're harder to find, but I've had several great & very interesting conversations. One of my favorites was when I decided to troll and my "victim" did improv professionally. His responses were hilarious & witty; we ended up having a great conversation.
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Joined: Fri 08-04-2006 9:39AM Posts: 1373 Location: Boston
Source: Off Campus
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You: about 68 percent or so (from industrialized countries) dislikes america You: or something around that Stranger: im 1 of thm lol if i was prime minister id nuke america tbh lol no offence You: that's comforting... You: i can understand that You: any specific things you don't like? Stranger: lol Stranger: hmm u want a list? Stranger: lol Stranger: tbh wen i meet americans probs bout 1 in 10 rnt to bad lol You: how do you define a "bad american"? Stranger: hmm hard to describ lol ters jst sumin about u lot tat annoys every1 You: well, if we're describing annoying traits about the other.... You: you take twice as long to type a sentence that makes half as much sense as it should because you don't spell out the words properly ["stranger is typing" is displayed for a long time, then goes away. No new message is displayed] You: ya, that's what i thought You have disconnected.
I realize I could have tried to sway him into liking america (he was a 17yo brit) but frankly i was getting annoyed with waiting so long for such an incoherent response
Joined: Sun 08-14-2005 8:36PM Posts: 2174 Location: in a Google Fiberhood. Suck it bitches!
Source: Fidelity
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You: hello Stranger: hey! You: i put on my robe and wizard cap Stranger: thats awesome!
After I while I began to wonder if I was talking to a bot.. Everything was lowercase and ended with an ! So I threw a few turing test questions at it... Was particularly proud of this one:
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You: How does the recent apology from the UK Prime Minister to Alan Turing make you feel? Stranger: scared definitely!!!
After an a/s/l, I got a 18/F/FL.... So I'm not sure if the answer is indicative of a bot or not..
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