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 Post subject: Talking to random strangers
PostPosted: Wed 09-16-2009 9:25PM 
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey buddy
You: Hello! My brother hooked up with his wife through this service, i was wondering if you might be interested in a relationship.
Stranger: im up for it
You: Awesome
You: Lets get to it
You: How should we start?
Stranger: i must say im young
You: I like young ones
Stranger: would you be gentle?
You: IF i had to
Stranger: NOTICE TO CHATTER: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #21789731-0343.
The above message is not legitimate. Please disregard it.
You: Aw, shit


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:50 pm Post subject: Reply with quote
You: You think i'm hot?
Stranger: Well, I'd need to see you first
You: 236 pounds... blue eyes. Size 21. Black
You: Hot rite?
Stranger: MAN THE HARPOONS


Quote:
Stranger: hi
You: Hello, i'd like to talk to you about jesus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Quote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: hey twatberry
Stranger: Please... it's cuntblossom to you
You: My condolences my fair lady.
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Quote:
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: how is life?
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: sure
You: you can begin
Stranger: m/f?
You: male
Stranger: mm good
Stranger: what does you cock look like?
You: roughly 2 inches
Stranger: *your
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Last edited by Goran on Wed 09-16-2009 9:34PM, edited 1 time in total.

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to random strangers
PostPosted: Wed 09-16-2009 9:33PM 
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Quote:
Stranger: hello
You: howdy
Stranger: lol
Stranger: m or f
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quote:
Stranger: hii
You: howdy
Stranger: asl
You: 900/T/Mars
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to random strangers
PostPosted: Wed 09-16-2009 10:00PM 
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Location: ~~~~\o/~~~~~

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Stranger: What nationaility are you?
You: merkan
Stranger: Ohh, where is that located?
You: merka
Stranger: Never heard of it..sorry D :

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to random strangers
PostPosted: Wed 09-16-2009 10:49PM 
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Location: On a boat....

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Stranger: heeyy mang
Stranger: how ya been bro hah
You: If I told you horses made me horney would you be turned on?
Stranger: well
Stranger: that depends
Stranger: are you a boy or a girl
You: Im a guy
Stranger: Then i'm afraid the answer is LIKE A GOAT
Stranger: heh do you get it
Stranger: like a goat
Stranger: HORNEY
Stranger: oh i'm such a dastard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Quote:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: gender?
You: Female.... now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Quote:
You: Im a dude, and Im naked.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


This shit is alot of fun....

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to random strangers
PostPosted: Wed 09-16-2009 11:01PM 
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OH GOD THIS SERVICE FULFILLS ALL MY TROLLING FANTASIES

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to random strangers
PostPosted: Thu 09-17-2009 9:02PM 
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My god... this is like crack

Quote:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiiiiiiii
Stranger: im m 25
You: HEY BILLY MAYS HERE AND I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT OXYCLEAN! THE STAIN SPECIALIST!
You: TIRED OF STAINS THAT JUST WON'T COME OUT?
You: SO AM I!
You: THAT'S WHY I USE OXYCLEAN!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to random strangers
PostPosted: Fri 09-18-2009 2:33AM 
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I had a two-hour discussion with a british woman about the differences in our respective cultures.

How did I know I would do that?

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to random strangers
PostPosted: Fri 09-18-2009 5:07AM 
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Source: Off Campus
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HELP
You: OKAY
You: what can i do!
Stranger: its to late
You: shit
You: what happened?
Stranger: i just cut my rist
You: oh well
You: the world could do with a few less people who don't know how to spell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to random strangers
PostPosted: Fri 09-18-2009 9:09AM 
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ROFL this is awesome!
Quote:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey from?
You: 42/m/prison
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to random strangers
PostPosted: Fri 09-18-2009 10:10AM 
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This thread cracks me up!


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 Post subject: Re: Talking to random strangers
PostPosted: Sat 09-19-2009 5:36PM 
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/b/ invades omegle so often there is nothing good left. After the great omegle abuse in 06 there was almost nobody left there last time I checked.

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to random strangers
PostPosted: Sun 09-20-2009 11:40AM 
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Location: Stone's throw from Garden of the Gods, Colorado Springs

Source: Off Campus
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: lom
Stranger: asl?
You: 25/m/Missouri
You: It's my birthday today.
Stranger: u horny
You: Who isn't on here? ;p;
Stranger: lets talk dirty
Stranger: :|)
You: Ok. That's cool with me
Stranger: i wannaa suck you off
You: Let's get this out of the way right off though. You're a 19/M/mother's basement wanting to get me right to the edge and then suddenly spring that on me and make me feel gay. But for my own purposes I'll imagine you're a 21/F/Caracas, Venezuela, you don't speak a lick of English, you have incredible 38Ds and want me to wallow in your mud cave with you.
You: Let's play ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to random strangers
PostPosted: Mon 09-21-2009 3:24PM 
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maximusneo701 wrote:
/b/ invades omegle so often there is nothing good left. After the great omegle abuse in 06 there was almost nobody left there last time I checked.


They're harder to find, but I've had several great & very interesting conversations. One of my favorites was when I decided to troll and my "victim" did improv professionally. His responses were hilarious & witty; we ended up having a great conversation.

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to random strangers
PostPosted: Tue 09-22-2009 8:10AM 
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You: about 68 percent or so (from industrialized countries) dislikes america
You: or something around that
Stranger: im 1 of thm lol if i was prime minister id nuke america tbh lol no offence
You: that's comforting...
You: i can understand that
You: any specific things you don't like?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hmm u want a list?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: tbh wen i meet americans probs bout 1 in 10 rnt to bad lol
You: how do you define a "bad american"?
Stranger: hmm hard to describ lol ters jst sumin about u lot tat annoys every1
You: well, if we're describing annoying traits about the other....
You: you take twice as long to type a sentence that makes half as much sense as it should because you don't spell out the words properly
["stranger is typing" is displayed for a long time, then goes away. No new message is displayed]
You: ya, that's what i thought
You have disconnected.


I realize I could have tried to sway him into liking america (he was a 17yo brit) but frankly i was getting annoyed with waiting so long for such an incoherent response

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to random strangers
PostPosted: Tue 09-22-2009 8:30AM 
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Location: in a Google Fiberhood. Suck it bitches!

Source: Fidelity
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You: hello
Stranger: hey!
You: i put on my robe and wizard cap
Stranger: thats awesome!

After I while I began to wonder if I was talking to a bot.. Everything was lowercase and ended with an ! So I threw a few turing test questions at it... Was particularly proud of this one:
Quote:
You: How does the recent apology from the UK Prime Minister to Alan Turing make you feel?
Stranger: scared definitely!!!

After an a/s/l, I got a 18/F/FL.... So I'm not sure if the answer is indicative of a bot or not..

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