For all those that thought that ninjas were the best.

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Saw that. Thought it was funny. Think my .40 will do just fine in case my home is invaded by ninjas.

Yo foty ain't no match against the almightly ninja sword.

I don't have a pistol, but I do have a 303 british. and If I'm not mistaken

deer rifle>ninja. So ninjas better think twice before attacking my wife.

Fools, he obviously wasn't actually a ninja....if he were a ninja, no one would have ever seen him.

He just wanted you all to think he died.

At the last moment, he switched places with a very confused homeless man.

Facing down the shooter is the final test before being accepted into the clan.

His missions begin next week.

Have you seen the beginning of "Ninja III - the Domination"?

It's awesome. A ninja totally wipes out like 300 cops, then pretends to die. Then he wipes out another 50. Then he explodes. Awesome.

... and then I found 5 dollars.

I don't know what you're talking about. I actually have the movie. We should have some sort of awesome Ninja movie party some time. I'll bring Ninja III: the Domination and somebody else can bring white cheddar cheetos and a third person can bring something alcoholic to drink... make sure there's plenty of cheetos.

Only a true ninja would disappear with a smoke bomb before the man reached for his gun.