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 Post subject: Vaginas do NOT exist
PostPosted: Wed 03-25-2009 8:37PM 
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Vagina a myth say Saudi scientists

RIYADH. The so-called 'vagina' is a myth, and women should stop trying to claim that they enjoy sex, says a group of Saudi grand viziers.

The viziers, all experts in modern Saudi scientific fields such as astrology, water divination and alchemy, were speaking at the launch of their new study, 'Between the Cracks: Stop Fannying About With Our Women', which has set out to prove that the 'vagina' is nothing more than an extension of the buttocks.

"Everybody knows that women are non-sexual creatures," said team leader Prince Abdul Abdul Abdul. "This fantasy about a female sexual organ, this subversive and frankly repulsive idea of a 'vagina', is yet another assault on our values and customs by the West."

Senior researcher Abdul Saud agreed. "Ask any man in the Kingdom if his wife has ever showed the slightest bit of enjoyment while fulfilling the nasty but essential work of spawning a male heir, and he will tell you that sex for women is, and always has been, utterly joyless."

"Until now, we naturally assumed that this lack of pleasure was the fault of the woman partner, perhaps due to some inherent psychological handicap shared by all women," said Grand Vizier of Numerology, Professor Faisal Abdul Saud. "But now we have shown that women are not only stunted psychologically, but physically too."

The team admitted that they had not questioned any actual women during the course of their research, since this would have required having a conversation with one, which is frowned upon in the Saudi scientific community.

Asked if they had ever heard of the clitoris, they confirmed that they had.

"Clitoris was a common name for girl-children in the mid-Victorian era," said Prof. Saud, adding that it sounded quaint and "faintly reminiscent of flowers".

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 Post subject: Re: Vaginas do NOT exist
PostPosted: Wed 03-25-2009 9:52PM 
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I find their research to be extraordinary

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PostPosted: Thu 03-26-2009 12:44AM 
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Is this serious?

C'mon, like all of the Saudis I know are constantly trying to get the ladies...

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 Post subject: Re: Vaginas do NOT exist
PostPosted: Thu 03-26-2009 8:49AM 
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Arab chicks are hot.


If they don't have a vagina... all those hours of fantasy, wasted :cry:

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 Post subject: Re: Vaginas do NOT exist
PostPosted: Thu 03-26-2009 10:52AM 
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The viziers, all experts in modern Saudi scientific fields such as astrology, water divination and alchemy, were speaking at the launch of their new study, 'Between the Cracks: Stop Fannying About With Our Women', which has set out to prove that the 'vagina' is nothing more than an extension of the buttocks.


:lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Vaginas do NOT exist
PostPosted: Mon 03-30-2009 12:05PM 
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Batshit insane Saudi dude wrote:
"Ask any man in the Kingdom if his wife has ever showed the slightest bit of enjoyment while fulfilling the nasty but essential work of spawning a male heir, and he will tell you that sex for women is, and always has been, utterly joyless."

"'vagina' is nothing more than an extension of the buttocks"
I... have no words...


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 Post subject: Re: Vaginas do NOT exist
PostPosted: Mon 03-30-2009 2:27PM 
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tommytomtomtom wrote:
Batshit insane Saudi dude wrote:
"Ask any man in the Kingdom if his wife has ever showed the slightest bit of enjoyment while fulfilling the nasty but essential work of spawning a male heir, and he will tell you that sex for women is, and always has been, utterly joyless."

"'vagina' is nothing more than an extension of the buttocks"
I... have no words...


And yet, here I am quoting your wordlessness.

No wonder the arabs come here for proper schooling.

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 Post subject: Re: Vaginas do NOT exist
PostPosted: Tue 03-31-2009 12:08AM 
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Sounds to me like they haven't met the New Zealand women...

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 Post subject: Re: Vaginas do NOT exist
PostPosted: Wed 04-01-2009 2:00AM 
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I know if I had to rape my wife every night because I couldn't get her off I'd fund a research project to show that it's not my fault.

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 Post subject: Re: Vaginas do NOT exist
PostPosted: Thu 04-02-2009 11:10PM 
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So...this is the onion or something.




















[spoiler]And please tell me you didn't actually believe it.

A decision on whether or not Jacob Zuma will be prosecuted has reportedly been delayed by an extended game of Monopoly. Lawyers for the National Prosecuting Authority confirmed that Zuma had brought the game to negotiations as he believed that the 'Get out of jail free' cards were legitimate legal documents. "It's really awkward", said one.[/spoiler]

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 Post subject: Re: Vaginas do NOT exist
PostPosted: Fri 04-03-2009 8:37AM 
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dannyboyfx wrote:
So...this is the onion or something.

[spoiler]And please tell me you didn't actually believe it.

A decision on whether or not Jacob Zuma will be prosecuted has reportedly been delayed by an extended game of Monopoly. Lawyers for the National Prosecuting Authority confirmed that Zuma had brought the game to negotiations as he believed that the 'Get out of jail free' cards were legitimate legal documents. "It's really awkward", said one.[/spoiler]


Sigh.....I was waiting for someone to make a post like this......but it took entirely too long.

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 Post subject: Re: Vaginas do NOT exist
PostPosted: Fri 04-03-2009 4:59PM 
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ben laden wrote:
Sigh.....I was waiting for someone to make a post like this......but it took entirely too long.


Yeah, I couldn't tell if people were pretending to be dumb, or dumb. The sadness of the internet.

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 Post subject: Re: Vaginas do NOT exist
PostPosted: Fri 04-03-2009 6:36PM 
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How the fuck did I miss this thread?

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