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 Post subject: Free Breast Implants for Our Girls in Uniform
PostPosted: Fri 07-23-2004 9:29AM 


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Oddly enough... free cosmetic surgery for military personnel. I wonder if it's hard to army crawl with DDs?


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PostPosted: Fri 07-23-2004 1:05PM 
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Wow...


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PostPosted: Fri 07-23-2004 9:15PM 
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As if there weren't plenty of us poor students that wouldn't volunteer for free plastic surgery...I'll take a breast reduction!

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PostPosted: Sat 07-24-2004 12:19AM 
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Me too!


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Remember "Hot Lips"?


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PostPosted: Sat 07-24-2004 11:38PM 
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Runithy wrote:
As if there weren't plenty of us poor students that wouldn't volunteer for free plastic surgery...I'll take a breast reduction!

I hear you! I would gladly take one.

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I could understand plastic surgery in the military if they were rebuilding someones face from a frag gernade. But liposuction? That's ridiculous.

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PostPosted: Sun 07-25-2004 7:19PM 
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army surgeons don't get a lot of practice, and practice is what makes surgeons good, i suppose. if you were wounded in battle, wouldn't you rather have a practiced surgeon implanting your breasts?

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PostPosted: Mon 07-26-2004 6:22PM 
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Wow, that really has to be the strangest way to lure people into the millitary I've heard in some way. Shoudln't they be afraid that that would get them the wrong kind of people though?


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I don't understand the appeal of getting plastic surgery when you are in the army when it is something like boobs. They get in the way enough already.

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PostPosted: Thu 07-29-2004 2:46PM 
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I would think that it's generally the men's wives, or any army person's other family members.


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I get it now! The man goes to Iraq and fights then the army gives his wife bigger boobs as a "reward" or compensation... lol...

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Angel12b wrote:
I don't understand the appeal of getting plastic surgery when you are in the army when it is something like boobs. They get in the way enough already.

from my experience breast tweaking, implants are easier to manage.


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I saw this CSI:Miami where a guys wife died because she was hit in the chest when the sail from their boat during a wind storm. She had implants and it punctured the silicone. He was trying to sue the doctor, but you know those nifty investigators. They are always abreast of the problem.

Breast reduction? Why would you need those?

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PostPosted: Mon 08-23-2004 10:17AM 
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Also free lyposuction (thought you had to be in good shape to be in the military?) and facelifts.

It does sound like a decent idea to keep the surgeons in practice, but plastic surgery? I dunno...


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