Looking for a small to mid-size septic tank, 150-400 gallons. Wanting to do some massive pineapple vodka infusions. Would prefer HDPE or galvanized steel, self-supporting, and no baffles. New or gently used.

Post with pictures and prices.

Really, gently used?

REALLY?

i have a septic tank you could buy, but i shit pretty hard, so i would not classify it as gently used.

Nothing like recycling a shitainer for alcoholic purposes. You win a prize for that idea, I'm just not sure which one...

This thread = best laugh I've had in a month.

Think this is a pre-qualifier for the Darwin Awards

I LOL'd

I have one for you. Bought this a while back slightly used... but never got it into the ground. (something about to many underground wires where i wanted the company to dig.) Anyways, i believe it holds about 200 gallons. Id be willing to sell it for $50... or mabye a trade for a few sticks of 2gb ddr3 ram?




Anyways, let me know what you think.
-Steven

Oh God! Is this for real?

50 bucks is a smokin' hot deal...How slightly used? I kinda got a change of heart, I can do pineapple vodka in it too but I got to thinking I could put bungs in the bottom, beer on top and then bam, 50-man 2-story gravity bong. Put some Schlitz in there and you'd never taste the feces.

Well, it was considered "slightly used" when i bought it, so i assumed they cleaned it before my purchase. It doesnt smell like crap, so i think it would be good.

200 gallons worth of pressure would explode your mouth trying to go a gravity bong.

ENGINEERING FAIL!!! Volume doesn't determine pressure, depth does. Depending on where the tap would be located, and how much of the said 200 gallons would be above that point, it could be a lot of pressure.

But if any of you remember the Triangle's 3-Story beer bong, handling that pressure is possible... (ask Worseley for more details)

Using my limited knowledge of water pressure from working for a PWSD, assuming a height of 15 feet to the top level of the beer, it is approximately 6.45 PSI.