Post subject: Re: WoW isn't the only casual Blizzard game
Posted: Sat 11-01-2008 8:38AM
Major
Joined: Sun 11-19-2006 9:39PM Posts: 275 Location: 20,000 feet and 800 knots
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there's been a lot of praise and a lot of smack talk going on about Starcraft 2, hell just look at the forums. i'm going to probably buy it anyway, i'd rather see for myself which rumors are true, and how it compares to the original. besides, i've waited ten freaking years for this bitch to come out
Post subject: Re: WoW isn't the only casual Blizzard game
Posted: Sat 11-01-2008 8:58AM
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Joined: Wed 08-17-2005 1:43PM Posts: 1611
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Lulz at comment.
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Coming soon: StarCraft Wii
All you need is a Wii a tv and your imagination and you can have epic battles and obtain victory though happy thoughts. Out patented Wii-mote attachments will pick up on your happy thoughts and use them to create zerg rushes. If you start to lose just wave the magical Wii-mote around in frustration and your units will gain more splash damage. In kid mode even toddlers can play and be safe as enemies bleed candy, just like pinatas! Every copy comes with a starter card collector deck yes that is right, collect all the StarCraft units and beat your opponents in the amazing StarCraft card game!
-Ask your parents for additional booster packs. Warning, cards may contain sharp edges keep away from anyone suffering from hemophilia. Bright lights flash in the game and cause seizures in old geezers and noobs. Disk can be broken into small parts not suitable for children who like to eat sharp objects. Disk may spin at high speeds do not place near hands. Wii-mote is not to be used to beat some one over the head. Brain/"happiness" attachment causes cancer to people in California. Also using this product will cause your head to explode, in rare cases....
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