I've noticed a lot of tag/sig lines that are movie quotes, so lets have a few laughs here with our favorites. There are so many it's hard to decide but I'll start with:<br>

"Although she looked as fertile as a Tennessee valley, her insides were a barren wasteland where my seed could find no purchase." (Raising Arizona)<br>

"Well, isn't this place a %$&*#@ geographic oddity. Two weeks from everywhere." (O' Brother Where Art Thou)
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"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity." (Caddyshack)
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Mac: Oh, c'mon, we're like the sons you never had.
Captain O'Hagan: If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now.
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and of course:
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"Don't spit on the cop's burger."
(Super Troopers)
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(I wanted to use the one from Super Troopers at the firing range but 'mccreary' already has it as a tag line)

Austin : All I said was: "I'm pretending to whisper a big secret in your ear so that Jake here thinks I'm telling you a secret, which will cause him to break into a hysterical confession where he actually reveals a big secret. Thus confirming everything I just whispered in your ear."

Just look at the sig, that's all I need to say. One from Black Hawk Down and one from Boondock Saints.

"Whoa" - Neo, The Matrix

i'll believe that when me s#it turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert!

"I came to kick ass and chew bubblegum..... and I'm all out of bubblegum"

Classic

"Those with wings, fly to your dreams." -- Candidate for Goddess

"If you lose your dreams everything's over." -- Gundam Wing

"Every noble man must be tempted at all times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -- H.L. Mencken

"Oh, if they'd let me come on naked, I could have shown you something of my own." -- Common Man, A Man For All Seasons

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." -- Plato

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that WASN'T immune to bullets. . ." -- from Dr.Who

"There is but one eclipsed moon in the corner of my heart...may it shine enough to light up whatever narrow path you take." -- Tuski no Ie, Outlaw Star

I can't believe that this thread has gone this long without anything from Bruce Campbell.

"Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun." - Army of Darkness

"Honey, you got real ugly." - Army of Darkness

"I'm just an old man with a growth on his pecker." - Bubba Ho-Tep

"...He shoulda fuckin better known better." Vincent in Pulp Fiction

"Yeah, well I'll be at your mama's house!" - Cuba Gooding, Jr., Gladiator

No not Gladiator with Russel Crowe. The other Gladiator that is a boxing movie.

See sig for super troopers quote. (cybercop, you could have just copied and pasted it, its not like I made the quote or anything)

Another good one:
How do you feel, Mac?
GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!

What happened Harry? Some little philly break your heart?
No, it was a girl.

Hey, how was your day?
Not bad... fell off the jetway again.

I used to think you were crazy, Dr. Evil... but now i can see you're nuts! ah thank ya!

If you tell me that you'll never die, i will have sex with you right now.
I WILL NEVER DIE!

I bring you, the very sensual, the very tight, Austin Power's Fazhaa!
His fardar?

They're always after me lucky charms...

Yes, i'd love some chocolate ass cream.

Does he look like a bitch?

You're forgetting a couple others there. How about:

"Yo, she-bitch, let's go."

"Listen you primitive screwheads, this is my boomstick!"

"You ain't leadin nothin but Jack and Shit, and Jack just left town."

"Groovy"

"Thirty-seven!!!!" - Randall

"Hail to the King, baby." - Ash, Army of Darkness

"This...is my BOOM stick!" - see above

And for a couple others...

"Sir, are you alright?" "I don't know, I'm pretty fucked up in general so it's hard to guage." - Robin Williams and random cop, Death to Smootchy

"The AK47! When you absolutly positivly got to kill every mother fucker in the room!" - Sam Jackson, Jackie Brown

"I think that's the same cow." Bill Paxton, Twister

"It's asskickings or lollypops, and I'm all outta lollypops." Unknown

"If this is torture, chain me to the wall." stupid little mexican dog in Oliver and Company (old Disney movie)

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." Ceral Killer, Hackers (says he's quoting Ozzy)

"If she lived in France, she'd be called La Renard, and be hunted with only her wits to protect her." Wayne, Wayne's World

"If she were a president, she'd be called Babe-rham Lincoln." Garth, Wayne's World