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Heatwave
 Post subject: Wal-Mart Game
PostPosted: Tue 01-23-2007 9:54AM 
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Location: Out of Rolla

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You have three things to buy to freak the cashier out at walmart.

My list:

butcher knife
clorox
garbage bags

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MrDan8706
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PostPosted: Tue 01-23-2007 10:08AM 
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Location: TJ 6 South

Source: TJ South
Economy pack of condoms.
Huge bottle of KY jelly.
Cucumber.
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chaswr7
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PostPosted: Tue 01-23-2007 10:48AM 
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Posts: 135
Location: APT 14, 2020 Furom Dr

Source: Fidelity
alcohol
sleeping pills
condoms

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weava
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PostPosted: Tue 01-23-2007 10:57AM 
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Posts: 266
Location: the real world

Source: Off Campus
batteries
cold medicine
antifreeze
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SFX
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PostPosted: Tue 01-23-2007 10:58AM 
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Posts: 433
Location: Out of sight, out of mind

Source: Fidelity
A butcher knife
Candy
Condoms

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Can 15 years of imaginary training be put to use? It can't.

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Colossians3
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PostPosted: Tue 01-23-2007 11:04AM 
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Source: Off Campus
A donut
Womens underwear
Scissors
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heretic
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PostPosted: Tue 01-23-2007 11:53AM 
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Joined: Wed 08-21-2002 10:10AM
Posts: 1898
Location: A-Frames bitches!

Source: Off Campus
Chloroform
Rags
Roses

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KOK - 011, Pullin rank on bitches since 2005

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the naked prophet
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PostPosted: Tue 01-23-2007 12:08PM 
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Location: down the hill

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Here's one for a woman:

Midol
5 lb. Hersheys bar
box of ammunition

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SNGX1275
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PostPosted: Tue 01-23-2007 12:15PM 
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Posts: 370
Location: On campus.

Source: Bureau of Mines #1
Case of beer.
Shotgun Shells.
Box of clays.

This could all be for legitimate purchase, I've came very close to doing this before, but always skipped the booze because I thought it would be awkward.
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Twilyte
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PostPosted: Tue 01-23-2007 12:21PM 
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Location: In ur base, stealing ur womens

Source: MST Wireless
Vaseline
Ski Mask
Sleeping Pills

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Schadenfreude

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jake23l
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PostPosted: Tue 01-23-2007 1:40PM 
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Source: Fidelity
razor blades
sleeping pills
a thick rope that you tie into a noose before you check out
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Shadow Priest
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PostPosted: Tue 01-23-2007 1:55PM 
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Posts: 576
Location: Rolla

Source: MST Wireless
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Crystal Drano


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Sudafed


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Copper Pads

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UMR - R.I.P. 04/06/07

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darkt0aster
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PostPosted: Tue 01-23-2007 2:51PM 
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Posts: 518
Location: Sonova Beach

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Back when I worked at K-mart ( ... close enough ... ) in Independence a few years ago, I had someone come up to my register and purchase...

-KY Jelly
-Box of Tissues
-Binoculars

After seeng the look on my face, he nonchalantly added in a stick of gum.

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Fall0ut-Boy
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PostPosted: Tue 01-23-2007 3:09PM 
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Posts: 1206
Location: East of South Dakota

Source: Fidelity
Butcher knife
bag of ice
duck tape

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I less than three the internet.

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calculusninja
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PostPosted: Tue 01-23-2007 3:10PM 
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Posts: 711
Location: the darkest pits of hell

Source: TJ North
Box of cheap douche.
Garden hose.
Potty training book.

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