The Miners have finally won a football game and all signs point to a decent season, which puts the ol' tailgating and general drunken college hooligan spirit in me. Now as we all know, drinking is not allowed on campus with a few exceptions. Unfortunately, none of those make people want to go to sporting events.

I know some folks got kicked out of the parking lot for trying at this past game.

So, does anybody have any tips on how to down serious amounts of beer while having the appearance of a wholesome family-values tailgate party?

A few I've come up with already:
1) cutting open empty cans of soda and wrapping them around the beer cans. I've yet to succeed in creating a sample that won't cut your hands or lips.
2) tailgating with an SUV and hiding a torpedo keg within, using it to fill empty and rinsed soda cans.

comments and suggestions please.

If you're willing to forsake beer, you could always pre-mix some sort of rum or whiskey in 20oz. coke bottles. Then you're just having soda and BBQ all innocent like...

As stated in the other thread...

This isn't a dry campus..there shouldn't be any problem with that. But I guess I've never tried so I don't know. I don't see anything specifically prohibiting drinking on University property, with the exception of 95% of res hall rooms.

alcohol consumption on campus property isn't not allowed....however it's my understanding you have to buy it from an approved vendor (only Chartwells) and connot be from a 3rd party vendor.

so what consitutes a "decent" season? my freshman year, they won two games...was considered good. my sophmore year, they again won two games....I quit caring after that.

Tips on smuggling beverages (appropriate name so freshman don't freak):

1. The Jacket Method
When the weather is jacket-worthy, simply have your beverages under the jacket. The downside is that you still have a can of beer, and is sometimes tricky getting past the gate.

2. Mix it
Beer and Root beer do actually mix pretty well, thus looking like soda.

3. Buffalo bladders
Fill 'em up and hang them under your shirt. Skinny kid to Fat Drunk

4. Little can in a Big Cup
Put your beer in a bigger cup. Taco bell cups should fit a Tallboy with ice. (Bonus points if everyone has a cup)

5. Show up drunk
Get it done before you go to the game.

So in Finland I met a guy from Denmark who would soak tampons in hard alcohol shove 'em up is ass and attend functions getting completely blitzed off of it. Also they would soak their feet in hard stuff for the same effect.

The rectum is the most absorbing part of the body, so if you're giving someone anal, you should dip your dick in cocaine.

I rather enjoy pre-gaming, but I always drink at the place too, so it's just double the fun.