Post subject: Missouri ranks most sexually adventurous state
Posted: Wed 02-16-2005 1:30PM
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"BEVERLY HILLS, Calif., Feb. 7 /PRNewswire/ -- According to a 5-year study released today by the New Sex Institute of Beverly Hills, California (http://www.newsex/. org) the Top 10 list ranking the most sexually adventurous states in America is:
1. Missouri 2. California 3. Texas 4. New York 5. Utah 6. Florida 7. Michigan 8. Illinois 9. Massachusetts 10. Pennsylvania"
"BEVERLY HILLS, Calif., Feb. 7 /PRNewswire/ -- According to a 5-year study released today by the New Sex Institute of Beverly Hills, California (http://www.newsex/. org) the Top 10 list ranking the most sexually adventurous states in America is:
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If it basis is souly on video sales, I don't beleive it, cause I'm willing to bet most of those were sold in the Lake Ozark area over summer times to people here on vacation
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I remember back in the whole stupid law craving phase we were all in at one time, that anything other than missionary in Missouri is against the law. Kinda funny, IMO
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Actually Missouri revised it's laws on sex back in the '80's, and placed a semicolon in the wrong spot and made all sexual activity illegial in the state. But they caught it and turned it around.
Blow jobs are illegial in Missouri, an offense classified as sodomy. I know this because one of the teachers at my high school, female english teacher actually, was charged with statuatory sodomy.
If you think about it, it almost makes sense. Mormons tend to not get divorced, and if you're fucking the same person for so long, you've got to do something to keep it interesting.
you dont have to get divorced when you practice polygamy (sp)
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I dont know.. it sorta makes sense... I often catch myself saying "i'm so fucking bored" and yet, i've never been so bored other than in missouri (missou-rah to the natives :D)
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Blow jobs are illegial in Missouri, an offense classified as sodomy. I know this because one of the teachers at my high school, female english teacher actually, was charged with statuatory sodomy.
They changed that a couple years ago.
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Blow jobs are illegial in Missouri, an offense classified as sodomy. I know this because one of the teachers at my high school, female english teacher actually, was charged with statuatory sodomy.
They changed that a couple years ago.
good!
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It's not "Missou-RAH"! I've lived here all my life and no one I know says "Missou-RAH"! It's fucking Missouri...the only people I ever here say "missou-rah" are people from other states.
It's not "Missou-RAH"! I've lived here all my life and no one I know says "Missou-RAH"! It's fucking Missouri...the only people I ever here say "missou-rah" are people from other states. :evil: :evil:
My dad grew up in St. Louis and he says Missou-rah.
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