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 Post subject: Kidnapper shoots own nuts off, ends standoff.
PostPosted: Thu 11-16-2006 11:13AM 
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PostPosted: Thu 11-16-2006 11:46AM 
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Darwin award!

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PostPosted: Thu 11-16-2006 2:02PM 
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I want to give this guy a darwin award, but I also wanna give him some credit: "When the shooting ended, police said the 23-year-old man managed to walk himself into the hospital for treatment."

I don't think I'd manage to keep conciousness after taking a bullet to the man-bag.

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PostPosted: Thu 11-16-2006 2:03PM 
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amd2800barton wrote:
Darwin award!


If he remains able to procreate (which, given that he only hit one testicle, is entirely possible), he is ineligible for a Darwin Award, though he may get an honorary mention for a noble attempt.


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PostPosted: Thu 11-16-2006 3:10PM 
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i don't see how you could shoot off one nut and not have the other one seriously damaged. the story alone is enough for him to fail when he tries to procreate henceforth.

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PostPosted: Thu 11-16-2006 4:25PM 
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heretic^ wrote:
I want to give this guy a darwin award, but I also wanna give him some credit: "When the shooting ended, police said the 23-year-old man managed to walk himself into the hospital for treatment."

I don't think I'd manage to keep conciousness after taking a bullet to the man-bag.


I agree.


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PostPosted: Thu 11-16-2006 5:54PM 
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hay heretic^ you going to be at the Warfactory lan in January? If so and you need an extra player for your CS 1.6 team I would like to join.

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PostPosted: Thu 11-16-2006 7:51PM 
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amd2800barton wrote:
i don't see how you could shoot off one nut and not have the other one seriously damaged. the story alone is enough for him to fail when he tries to procreate henceforth.


I'm more amazed by how he could only shoot one and no other part of his body with the same shot... Must have been almost straight down and hit right next to his feet or something.

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hay heretic^ you going to be at the Warfactory lan in January? If so and you need an extra player for your CS 1.6 team I would like to join.


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