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Krientle
 Post subject: Unix Hater's Handbook
PostPosted: Mon 10-02-2006 12:37PM 
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Source: IT Staff
http://www.simson.net/ref/ugh.pdf#search=%22unix%20haters%20guide%22

I lol'd. And I like Linux. :(

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Source: Fidelity
These actually work too. :P
Quote:
% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

% ar m God
ar: God does not exist

% "How would you rate Dan Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent,
what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.


/me chortles
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PostPosted: Mon 10-02-2006 6:56PM 
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Source: TJ South
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$ ar m god
ar: creating god

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