I've got the dinner table at the barn for sale here, 1/3 of the table top isn't finished, but its a great table otherwise. Middle leaf can be taken out to make it smaller. $40 OBO. Email: drnr53 at mst dot edu

maybe $1.
Did you sand it on purpose?
Is it supposed to be scratched to shit?
Are those quarter marks on it?
You must be a tool.

So where exactly is the ass? I see nothing callipygian about that table.