What shall we do with tools from MU that think their school is better than ours?

( ) Challenge them to an engineering contest
( ) Make them go eat a bag of dicks
( ) drag them down for St. Pat's and throw them in a vat of ALICE
( ) Draw a tiger on their chest and shoot it with Joe's 6-shooter
( ) Stab them in the junk with a slide rule
( ) Nothing, let them think their stupidity...we know we'll kick their starting salary's ass

Actually, I'm transfering to Mizzou next semester and for ME their avg. starting salary is a few thousand more than UMR's.