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would you rather have no dick or one that has been cut off, flushed down the toilet and then reattached?
No penis 1%  1%  [ 1 ]
Any penis is better than no penis 74%  74%  [ 40 ]
Get a sex change and get all the lesbos in the world 24%  24%  [ 13 ]
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Tish7652
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PostPosted: Tue 02-22-2005 9:26AM 
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So apparently some chick in Alaska tied her husband to a wall with his permission. Then she cut off his dick and flushed it down the toilet and drove him to the hospital...The cops then came and retrieved it and sewed it back on. My question to you is...would you rather have no penis at all....or one that has been flushed down the toilet and then put back on???
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This just proves my rule, never let a woman tie me up. See how great rules are?

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I might be the only one to vote no penis.

Think of all the time you could save by not masturbating anymore. Sure, peeing would be difficult, but whatever.

Then again, I might want a penis again if I could receive a penile transplant. If the sewing-back-on procedure were to heal well enough, I would like to upgrade to a larger penis from a recently-dead guy.

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tambora wrote:
Sure, peeing would be difficult, but whatever.


Sex would be difficult as well.

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moo wrote:
tambora wrote:
Sure, peeing would be difficult, but whatever.


Sex would be difficult as well.


Like that'll ever happen.

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Noone is asking the obvious question, How'd they get Johny back from the murkey depths of shitland?
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here you go.... :lol:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=4&u=/nm/20050222/od_nm/crime_penis_dc


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I can just hear the scuba squad in their search..

"I think I see it!"
"Are you sure?"
"Wait! Nevermind, it is just another floater."
"Aww, it touched me"

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now he has a poopy dick without ever doing anal, how gross

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tambora wrote:
I might be the only one to vote no penis.

Think of all the time you could save by not masturbating anymore. Sure, peeing would be difficult, but whatever.

Then again, I might want a penis again if I could receive a penile transplant. If the sewing-back-on procedure were to heal well enough, I would like to upgrade to a larger penis from a recently-dead guy.


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