BERLIN (Reuters) - A blow-up sex doll sparked a bomb alert in a German post office after it started to vibrate inside a package awaiting delivery, police said Wednesday.



"Workers were unsettled when it began vibrating and made strange noises," a spokesman for police in the eastern city of Chemnitz said. "They were worried the package might be a bomb."


Officers brought the sender to the scene and discovered the source of alarm was an electrical device inside a life-size female sex doll. The man told police he had wanted to return the doll because it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment.


Order was restored after the sender removed the doll's batteries so the defective product could be returned.


AHAHAHAHHAAH

Poor bastard, he can't even keep a fake girlfriend... lol

just his luck batteries included

We had a vibrating box once when I worked at UPS. (distribution center) It spooked quite a few people, including the managers (it was around the time of hype with all the anthrax packages) It wasnt a constant vibrating, it went on, then off, then on, and it was virtually unlabeled except for the "to" address.
So we did what we do with all conspicuous packages at UPS.
Throw it in the trailer.