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PostPosted: Thu 04-21-2005 10:32AM 
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List your least favorite commercials

Any of the commercials advertising the Monster burger, or talking about how hard it is to butter a fucking piece of toast in the morning

Also, if you remember the commercial with the Douche bag in the Ford(? maybe dodge?) pulling the Chevy and boat trailer out of the water (it was more the douche bag driving that pisses me off) now there is one with a Mercury (I think) and an Escalade.

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Mountain Dew has a commercial where these 2 dudes get a mountain dew from a machine outside a shop, and one hits his keyless remote, and his vehicle changes into a pimprider Truck, and eventually his changes his male friend into a hot chick, and then acts all happy about it. There is something strangly disturbing aobut making out with your best friend that used to be a dude, unless your into that sort of thing. The more I thougt about it, the more I wanted to puke.

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hardees has the WORST commercials ever. they make men look like fucking retards. they show this guy crawling out of bed looks hungover and still stoned at like 4 pm and he can't even open a bag of cereal "without us, some guys would starve" yeah, okay hardees. well without my business all my late night breakfast meals always have and will continue to go to mcdonalds.

i hate any videogame commercial where they don't actually show the game being played. what's the point? like that dub edition racing game or whatever... it just shows some cars racing. i kinda figured by the title that it was a racing game, why don't you show me how it's different than all the other racing games out there (other than the fact that they threw "dub" into the title)

'sall i got for now, let me watch some more commercials and get pissed off at them..!


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The Converse commericals.

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Ooh, I was gonna say the Contrapositives.

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hahaha what about the commercial for "cognitive workout"? or even better the johnny smokestack's "oh, johnny oh, johnny"


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nsrbb5 wrote:
johnny smokestack's "oh, johnny oh, johnny"


YES! I was embarrassed to even watch that one.

And, of course, any commericial for Ditech.com.

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you win, god I hate those commercials.

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Hate them, oh yes. But I want some of those files as .mp3's on my computer. I could do so many fun things with them.

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burger king comercials with the giant headed king. it freaks me out.

jamster sucks, along with every other cell phone ring comercials

the ice-breakers liquid ice comercials

"WE LOVE THE SUBS!!!"

the ones for the Sidekick, with snoop dogg. what a sell out

also, "Can you hear me now?" how tired is that saying?

Girls Gone Wild, that doug stanhope is a total douche. i want to kick kim in hte head.

any comercial with the typical announcer voice trying to speak spanish. "the latin kings of comedy are in the house...scratch that, in la casa"

"WE LOVE THE SUBS!!!"

spiderman webblaster. cause the comercials make them look cool, when they dont actually work.

any comercial that trys to sell to the ghetto croud their non-ghetto products. especially mcdonalds comercials. they have that terrible flow guy "mcdonalds...im lov-vvv-vv-vvin' it. bitch."

"WE LOVE THE SUBS!!!"

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While they don't seem to be as bad as they used to be, Femine product commercials are horrifying. Some of the make me not want to touch a girl for fear that if she move wrong as a result, blood will spooge out everywhere. I understand that these events happen in a female's normal life, but going into that level of graphic detail, and ding it at least 4 times a comercial break, it feels like i am in the evil side of "Sex Ed" in grade school.

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While they don't seem to be as bad as they used to be, Femine product commercials are horrifying. Some of the make me not want to touch a girl for fear that if she move wrong as a result, blood will spooge out everywhere. I understand that these events happen in a female's normal life, but going into that level of graphic detail, and ding it at least 4 times a comercial break, it feels like i am in the evil side of "Sex Ed" in grade school.


Tose commercials are possibly the worst. I concur fully :oops:

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Problem is that they show them so fucking often. Once every so often, ok, I can turn the other way as it were. Every five fucking minutes?

And, to quote Phil the tame goat, "Dude, do they really need to show us the applicator?"

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