That article definitely sounds satirical. Especially the part about his last words.
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The word "bi-partisan" usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.
The bottom of the page contains words about satire. I'm thinking it's fake, too, or at least, the best parts of me hope it is.
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yeah, because Im a 54 year old man living in NY. And I havent left my house in 7 days. Also my wife of 26 years and my son have been left behind me.
goddamn, there's so many better ways to say I post a lot. That was just retarded. Do the world a favor and go lay face bown in a tub somewhere.
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how are we to know what you look like? I personally have never met you. For all I know, you could be an older hax0r that has found a way to change you post from location, but cannot reinstate your post count, and vbe actually posting from Canada or something.
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Joined: Sat 10-18-2003 10:26PM Posts: 2955 Location: Stone's throw from Garden of the Gods, Colorado Springs
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Now now, if you're really getting sucked into the ResLife system and going to be an RA, you're going to have to be a whole lot more tolerant of people.
By the way, I certainly hope you don't already have (what amounts to) a full-ride scholarship to go here. PM me for details.
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Man, if i were his wife i'd pull the plug on the damn computer....then smash it to bits.....then burn it. And don;t you think she should have noticed that he was dying?? Thats is so fucked up.
It's called a laptop
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