Goto google and type in 'failure' then hit the I'm feeling luck button.

Type in 'slaves' or 'african slaves' then click the search button. Look to the right.

What can I say? eBay has frickin' everything. You could probably find fresh baby on eBay...mmm...fresh baby.

http://www.eathufu.com/home.asp

Not quite fresh baby, but its the closest you probably be able to get.

This was setup by a shit ton of people, I think the story goes that a huge group of bloggers wrote about him in their blogs with the title failure and b/c google searches blogs it then makes it seem like its. Thoes bloggers and their free time.

It is on a bunch of facebook and similar things. I have heard that about a hundred times.