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 Post subject: RIP Chuck Norris
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fool, Chuck Norris cannot die.

Actually this brings up a good paradox:
Could CN roundhouse kick himself in the face so hard that even he would die?
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its interesting that the autopsy didnt show that there wasnt a train though :)

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ch33zm0ng3r wrote:
fool, Chuck Norris cannot die.

Actually this brings up a good paradox:
Could CN roundhouse kick himself in the face so hard that even he would die?


Yes, he could, but then he'd just will himself back to life.....or else he'd just be ressurrected (sp?) on the third day. One of the two.
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Blue-Mage wrote:
ch33zm0ng3r wrote:
fool, Chuck Norris cannot die.

Actually this brings up a good paradox:
Could CN roundhouse kick himself in the face so hard that even he would die?


Yes, he could, but then he'd just will himself back to life.....or else he'd just be ressurrected (sp?) on the third day. One of the two.


If CN can do anything, can he do something he can't undo?

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The thread title almost made me cry...
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If CN can do anything, can he do something he can't undo?
Chuck Norris can't do everything. For example, he can't pity fools. Only Mr. T has the power to truly pity fools.

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ch33zm0ng3r wrote:
fool, Chuck Norris cannot die.

Actually this brings up a good paradox:
Could CN roundhouse kick himself in the face so hard that even he would die?


Fool, that's how he shaves... and

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jollyplex wrote:
If CN can do anything, can he do something he can't undo?
Chuck Norris can't do everything. For example, he can't pity fools. Only Mr. T has the power to truly pity fools.


Chuck Norris kills the fool, he has no time for pity...

More info on the man/myth/legend/god Chuck Norris at http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is currently sueing NBC because Law and Order are trademarks for his left and right legs.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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I believe this is what you want in regard to facts about Chuck Norris. There's also facts about Vin Diesel and Mr. T.

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Top Thirty Facts wrote:
Vin Diesel can divide by zero.


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heretic^ wrote:
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.


WRONG. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
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Roger Daltrey could kick Chuck Norris' ass and sound good while doing it.
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jeff wrote:
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Vin Diesel can divide by zero.


LOL


Last time I checked Vin Diesel was gay.... Only Chuck Norris can divide by zero
edit: well, I guess he's not gay. but still only chuck can do that. because you have to be able to roundhouse kick the equation for the division to happen
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Roger Daltrey could kick Chuck Norris' ass and sound good while doing it.


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