_________________ "Jesus is never mad at us if we live with him in our hearts!"
"I hate to break it to you, but he is--he most definitely is."
The word "bi-partisan" usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.
Joined: Wed 04-07-2004 10:21AM Posts: 351 Location: Down the hall
Source: Harris Hall
I get that stuff every day. If I'm gone and don't delete my junk email folder for a couple of days, there will be 50 plus in my junk email folder. Most of it is for software, p%nis elargment and other stuff. They use programs that mine email addresses from the internet and mine's posted on the UMR and ROTC pages so it's easily found.
_________________ "Oh, you're from Europe? Which part? The one whose butt we saved, or the one whose butt we kicked?"
I get a ton of penis enlargement ones that are just absolutley hillarious
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And another one for the same tabs: Soft Cialis Tabs cause erection exactly when you need it. You think you need a crane to lift your dick? Soft Cialis Tabs is a better way to do it.
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Joined: Wed 02-20-2002 11:27PM Posts: 867 Location: No one's really sure what became of Castorite after graduation
Source: Off Campus
My favorites are ones like this:
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The sound of so many footfalls out there was Tightening, almost a profanation. ?? ???? in 1853 Guess you didn't like the book so great, huh?
Fair and realistic might be synonyms in the best of all possible worlds, but if so, this was not that world. Louder still: "You think you are such a great big wheel! "Paul? They had changed in Africa. "I think I better go now. They were not, by and large, stupid people, and many had had first-hand experience of such persecution. Continuity lapses had begun to proliferate with the stealth of rats breeding in cellar corners: for a space of thirty page! s, the Baron had become the Viscount from Misery's Quest. in 1948
I mean, what's the point? What the heck are you even trying to sell me? This spammer fails at life.
I think the worst part about it is they're starting to use names that sound like they could come from people I know. Previously, if I got something from a "Nbobo Gneshe" I could fairly safely assume it was junk. Now that they're using "Richard Corbin" it's a bit tougher. At least they've still got crappy subject lines like "Re[2]:" for now.
Joined: Thu 01-15-2004 3:53PM Posts: 399 Location: Beech St.
Source: Fidelity
About once a month or so I get one for viagra and several other pills, but half the words don't even make sense. They have letters missing. and symbols where letters should be. It makes me think that its been translated from some other language.
_________________ The Government can have my guns, Bullets First!
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_________________ Invention, my dear friends, is 93 percent perspiration, six percent electricity, four percent evaporation and two percent butterscotch ripple.
In the last 4 weeks we have seen an amazing climb in the market from DKDY.
Their price has climbed over 265% and has had continuous Heavy Trading throughout.
Just look at these stats.
SYMBOL: DKDY
December 19th: $0.65
Jan 25th High: $1.72
1 Month Increase: 265%
SHRT TRM: $2.25 - 2.50
Long Term: $3.75 - $4.25
INDICATOR: str0ng buy
This stock has had fantastic return on investment for our members. We have been keeping a close eye on it as we believe it has not yet peaked it's potential.
We are now expecting another jump on Thursday. Members, Thursday morning is the time to take advantage of this stocks consistent price climbs.
Just review the recent releases below:
January 6 2006
Friday Morning D K D Y announced the agreement to begin nightly banquets in April 2006 that are expected to increase visitors to the park by over 18000 per month, doubling its annual attendance and creating an increase in re venues by over $3,400,000.00.
Dark Dynamite Inc. has reached a cooperation agreement, for initiating a large-scale outdoor Qin dynasty Cultural Dinner Show program for performing Qin dynasty dancers and songs in the Theme Park of Qin E - Pang Palace (''the T h e m e P a r k'') from April 2006.
January 7 2006
XI'AN, China, Jan. 4 /Xinhua-PRNewswire/ -- Dark Dynamite Inc. (OTC Bulletin Board: DKDY)
(''DDI'') announces that the construction of the Western 3rd Round City Highway (the ''3rd
Highway'') in Xi'an is expected to be completed in early 2006. The completed 3rd Highway is expected to bring in more tourists to the Theme Park of the Qin E-Pang Palace (''E-Pang Palace'').
Get ready for Thursday Members and finish a great trading week this week.
_________________ Invention, my dear friends, is 93 percent perspiration, six percent electricity, four percent evaporation and two percent butterscotch ripple.
Joined: Fri 06-27-2003 1:58PM Posts: 391 Location: Kelly B
Source: Off Campus
I didn't get crap until they enacted their new e-mail filter last semester. The day that started I instantly got slammed with junk. I could be wrong but I"m pretty sure it should have worked the other way.
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