http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/02 ... ract1.html

This man is a genius.

In my opinion, it would be more fun if she did all that stuff without me asking or making up a deranged contract.

This man sounds like anything but a genious. It might have been funny if it were a joke, but this guy sound like he has had some issues before, or his friends filled his head with horror stories about marrage.

So what you are saying is that over half of the male population attending UMR will turn out in some ways like this guy...

He is nothing if not explicit.

1) That's sick

2) Typically, marriages are based on love and respect... neither of which is portrayed in that contract.

That guy is so freakin' messed up.

She married him didn't she?

Okay, so where's the list of Husbandly Duties he signs and agrees to? Or does it just consist of "having a job, paying the bills"? After all, he gets to stop work after 8 hours for 5 days a week....but he's putting her on the job 24/7.

I personally belive that he should fall in a well and die.

Nah, I vote send him to prison for the kidnapping, and let him experience a different kind of "intimate relationship" with his cell mate, Bubba.

You probably shouldn't wish those things on people...

But speaking of "Bubba", that reminds me of the Sublime song "Date Rape"... man, I used to love that song.

"I can't take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind"

"If you do not have enough GBD's to cover the loss, then you will be tied to the bed and I will do whatever I wish to you. This will continue every night until you are ready to be compliance, at which time you will need to apologize and explain how you are willing to be my sex slave again...."

lol. Thats friggin awesome... Just awesome....
I wonder if he actually expected her to sign that???

Thats insane, but in my opinion if she married him after that, she was asking for trouble. If that wasn't a clue that he was psychotic (sp?), then I don't know what is. However, I would not be above doing something like that as joke.

he didnt expect her to sign it. it says at the end that it isnt a contract, but a list of rules for her.

My favorite part is how he emphasized how serious it was by using the Naked Women font for headings.

Oh comon ZLite, we all know you're gonna treat Andrea like that. I bet you printed that thing off and just changed the names.

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You're right Tex, that IS how I plan on treating Andrea. I was just telling her today how she had lost 3 GBD's because she made ME call HER... I mean, my phone should be off the hook with her telling me how much of a stud I am. I shouldn't have to pick up my phone and expend the energy to dial, just so I can have my ego stroked. What's the world coming to?
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BTW, I knew you'd say some smart-ass comment like that if you saw this thread.