This is one of two Microwaves I am selling it is Perfect size for a dorm room. Asking $20 OBO


This is the second Microwave it is also Dorm Size. Asking $20 OBO


This is a standard file cabinet with a few dents. Asking $10 OBO


This Dryer is a few years old , still runs good it is a Whirlpool. Asking $45


This is a Lexmark z705 Printer used moderately may need ink. Asking $20


For Sale Anthony "Ditka" Nix is selling his virginity to the highest bidder or Cheapest bidder whatever it takes to get laid. He is desperate for affection and just wants to be held. The Bidding at $1

Get him while you can, ladies. The Ditka will not be on the market long. I mean, c'mon, look at that pic. Who wouldn't want some of that hot man meat?

Do you still have the key for the file cabinet?

I dont have the key for it, but it is not locked.

How do you sell Ditka a duck??? HEY DITKA YOU WANNA BUY A DUCK???

You know, if I thought it would work, I'd try and sell my virginity too. We all just want to be held...

bump.

somone should buy this shit. the white microwave has served me very well and is excellent for hot pockets and assorted frozen foods.

oh yeah, and Ditka still needs to get laid...

ok, start making offers on shit. we'll probably take anything that's close to reasonable, this stuff is just taking up room in our house (especially the Ditka). EVERYTHING MUST GO!!! IT'S A GIANT LIQUIDATION SALE!!!

edit: and Ditka says he doesn't want to be held, he wants hot passionate sweaty sex. the good porn kind, too. he's even got a queen size bed, so there's plenty of room for love makin'.