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 Post subject: Light bulbs
PostPosted: Sun 10-01-2006 8:26AM 
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Light bulbs are not actually "light bulbs" but dark absorbers. When you turn them on, they suck the dark out of the room. You can prove this by holding your hand under a "light bulb". The dark will stack up under your hand where its path to the absorber is blocked by your hand. When they quit working and turn a dark color, it's not because they burnt out, it's because they're full.
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Wait...if they're full, then can't we just empty them somehow instead of buying new light bulbs?

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if you empty them, you let the dark out. I don't want to live in a world of darkness

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I would chalk this up to a drunk post, but the timestamp on it is 9:26....

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I would chalk this up to a drunk post, but the timestamp on it is 9:26....


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 Post subject: Re: Light bulbs
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dash wrote:
Light bulbs are not actually "light bulbs" but dark absorbers. When you turn them on, they suck the dark out of the room. You can prove this by holding your hand under a "light bulb". The dark will stack up under your hand where its path to the absorber is blocked by your hand. When they quit working and turn a dark color, it's not because they burnt out, it's because they're full.


you sir are ludicrous, but I laughed at it.

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so its like the circle of life. a black hole is a darkness emitter, which then is absorbed by light bulbs and suns, which then absorb so much darkness that they collapse into black holes!

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so its like the circle of life. a black hole is a darkness emitter, which then is absorbed by light bulbs and suns, which then absorb so much darkness that they collapse into black holes!


Light Bulbs is teh ant1m4tter!!!1!
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if you empty them, you let the dark out. I don't want to live in a world of darkness


Emo kids would love that though
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Fark_Maniac wrote:
if you empty them, you let the dark out. I don't want to live in a world of darkness


Emo kids would love that though


No they wouldn't; then no one would be able to see their tears...or cutting wounds. laff

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So if I take a burnt-out light bulb and smash it, it should release a big cloud of darkness? Man, I need to start collecting those for ninja gear!
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So if I take a burnt-out light bulb and smash it, it should release a big cloud of darkness? Man, I need to start collecting those for ninja gear!


Just remember the proper way of smashing the bulb to accomplish this is to smash it into your eyes.
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Blue-Mage wrote:
So if I take a burnt-out light bulb and smash it, it should release a big cloud of darkness? Man, I need to start collecting those for ninja gear!


Just remember the proper way of smashing the bulb to accomplish this is to smash it into your eyes.



LOL!!!11

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dash wrote:
Light bulbs are not actually "light bulbs" but dark absorbers. When you turn them on, they suck the dark out of the room. You can prove this by holding your hand under a "light bulb". The dark will stack up under your hand where its path to the absorber is blocked by your hand. When they quit working and turn a dark color, it's not because they burnt out, it's because they're full.


Original.

Oh wait... http://www.jtkdev.com/light.html

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