"Among the creatures that live in the water of the seas and streams, you may eat any that have fins and scales. But anything that doesn't have fins and scales, whether in seas or streams, whether small creatures in the shallow or huge creatures in the deeps, you are to detest. Yes, detest them. Don't eat their meat, detest their carcasses. Anything living in the water that doesn't have fins and scales is detestable to you."
-Leviticus 11:9-15
-The Message
_________________ "This is not my sig", it said. - I looked at it suspiciously; Who's sig was it, then?
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The hits just keep coming... Oh and this is pretty great also...
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Muslim is a religion that is based on trying to destroy Christianity. Muslims live in sand dunes and caves. They even have their own retarded "Holy Book" called the Coran. They, like all other demons, appear to be human, just with poop skin which we believe has to do with this verse.
Malachi 2 3 Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces
Muslims smell very bad considering their skin is made of poop, and they also like to put red dots on their foreheads to show their affiliation with Satan. They are really just Satan's "Poo Warriors" since their skin is made from poop.
Muslims worship many idols, like a big giant black stone and five pillars (they worships rocks). Here they use their demonic powers to speak to Satan, or Allah as they call him. The leader of the Poo Warriors was a demon by the name of Muhammad, who took the angry Jesus-hating Jews out and shared to poo and spread it all over their bodies
And I literally lol'ed at this one, it seems right on the money to me....
_________________ Carney Institute of Technology
Why not outlaw MURDER instead of trying to outlaw guns?
Joined: Mon 11-17-2003 12:27AM Posts: 3128 Location: The Bat Cave
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One more and I am through.... for now.
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Reality: Everyone including atheists know the Christian god, God is real. We know he is real since we call him God with a capital "G" -- that proves it right there. The more than 2,500 accounted for "gods" are all made up to attempt to draw Christians away from the one True god, God. All these non-Christians hate Christians, as well as God.
There it is, Rock Solid Proof.
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Myth: Atheists can live high moral lives. They can raise wonderful children, help the needy, provide food and shelter for the poor. They love to help humans since they don't believe in a god, so they instead turn to humanity for love and compassion.
Reality: Atheists live highly sinful lives and fill our state prisons. It's no wonder that 100% of our prisons our full of atheists. Any atheist who claims to be good is trying to act good to draw people to their religion. They will try to enter organizations to help the needy but rightfully will be turned down since everyone knows atheists are hateful and filthy bigots. When atheists start organizations for the needy us True Christians come along and dismember, and destroy their idolaterous buildings. These atheists enforce the Religion of Evolutionism onto these needy people before they give them food, demanding that they confess their alliegance to Satan. What kind of sick moran leaves a needy person in a cold like that with no solid help?
4.) Myth: Atheists are people to.
Reality: THEY ARE EVIL DEMONS! WRATHFUL AND HATEFUL NIGGER LOVERS!
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SEE!! Atheists aren't even Real Citizens of America!! Take THAT YOU FILTHY BIGOTED GOD HATERS! You are ALL immoral communists and all dangerous threats to society with your divorce rates being 100% and your anti-Americanism obvious!
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Jesus WASN'T Italian or French or British or Thai or a Metrosexual, NO He was American. THAT'S WHY AMERICA IS UNDER GOD!!!
_________________ Carney Institute of Technology
Why not outlaw MURDER instead of trying to outlaw guns?
Joined: Mon 10-11-2004 8:58AM Posts: 209 Location: Rolla, MO
Source: Fidelity
Uh oh, better watch out, the Seek42 server could be the site of the next suicide bomber attack, for hosting cartoons of Muhammad. I can see it now... top of the news....
"UMR STUDENT'S COMPUTERS SUICIDE BOMBED FOR DEPICTION OF MUHAMMAD"
"The Pagans, as sneaky and sly as they are, looked for a way to take something that knowingly against God's word and impute it into Christ's birthday. Christmas trees are idol worshipping made easy. Leave it to the Pagans to set a path for us to Hell.... 90% of Japan is admitted atheists. It is an atheist country, yet percentage wise more Japanese celebrate Christmas the Pagan way than people in America do. Cowincidence? I think not."
I hardcore lol'd at this
_________________ "You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic."
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