Okay, I'm moving out of TJ and won't need this thing anymore.

More pictures for those interested.

Specs: This baby is built like a bloody Mack truck. A safer loft you'd be hard pressed to find. It's sturdily built using real bolts and wood and features several redundant systems. When disassembled, it comes into either four or six big pieces with a couple extra boards. There are markings for easy re-assembling, which basically consists of putting bolts and screws back in. Both TJ North and South tower beds will fit, but beyond those I don't know.

Included: One (1) Loft, all lumber, all hardware, random doodles and quotes, a dime stuck between a couple of the boards, some carvings that I may or may not have put in the wood, anything I forget to remove that I want, a warning sticker and warranty seal, and maybe the rope lights for a high enough offer.

Not Included: My awesome couch, my awesome Pulp Fiction poster, speakers, I <3 Porn sign, motivational sign, Pentium I processor, Hospital ER wristband, sheets, Albert Einstein Action Figure, power strips, lei, or my soul.

To Buy The Loft: Make me an offer. I paid $60 for it at the beginning of the year and it hasn't sustained any damage in the subsequent semesters, but I'll consider anything reasonable. You will have to pick it up within the last two weeks of the semester as I won't be able to store it over the summer.

Scoot. Scoot now.

Oh, I forgot to mention something. The loft isn't made out of wood. It's made from ground-up unicorn horns that were pressed together into boards. So, c'mon, who doesn't want to sleep on the desecrated body parts of a magical creature that cannot be captured?

I mean, no one's even made fun of me yet. The hell? Make an offer.

three dimes and a goldfish

four dimes and a spork

69 pennies and a bucket of porn

Thank you. And Galvatron's in the lead for offering pornz.

If you wait until the first or second week of next semester, you should have no problem selling it.

The problem is that I can't store it over the summer. or maybe i don't want to, it's hard to tell the difference.

In any case, I'll hold out hope for a little while. Just think of this as a closeout, all my lofts must go.

What is the distance from the ground to the bed ( how tall of shit can i put under it?).

Roughly 4 and a half feet.

Last bump. I'll let it go if this falls off.