I like to think of jesus as a sushi guy, sushi'ing his way across the country...how do u like to think of jesus? perhaps as a septic claner guy or maybe your into baby pirate jesus....either way i want to know, lets hear it

root of all evil?

"Dear Lord baby Jesus..."

I don't know too much about Jesus. Don't read much historical fiction.

oooh Snap! a magician

Christopher Moore's Lamb

Read it, love it, laugh your ass off.

If I had, say, a 9 year old daughter, I'd feel far better having Jesus as a babysitter than a certain other religious figure.

If Jesus spoke English, I'm sure he could spell 'you.'

but would he know how to use the internets? That's irrelevant if he isn't going to be posting on forums.

Well, it was a joke... but I don't see how Jesus being able to spell has any relevance on him posting on teh internets.

and why is this?????

Read the link...Essentially, Muhammad consummated a marriage with a 9-year-old girl. That's like, pedophilia or something.

Only if you judge cultures by an objective standard......

Well, at least he was doing it with a 9 year old of the opposite sex, unlike some of our religious leaders.

True, but when the founder of a religion is diddling kids its a little worse than when a few of the billion followers do.