College Humor top 50 colleges

Agentzak · **Posted:** Tue 11-13-2007 10:43PM

College Humor's rankings of what they think are the best 50 colleges. Notice which one has the lowest SAT score and what that apparently means.

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Average SAT

Statistics show that the hotness (i.e. sluttiness) of girls is inversely proportional to the score received on the SATs. The higher the SAT score, the uglier the girls get. If she got a 1600 you better believe she's a dog. So don't get too down if your scores weren't as high as you hoped, you get to spend the next 4 years in paradise.

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tommytomtomtom · **Posted:** Tue 11-13-2007 10:47PM

Wow, all the schools on that list with bar closing times past 3 should be alot higher. That is the only important metric in my mind.

theshed · **Posted:** Wed 11-14-2007 12:05AM

At least we made the top 20.

Tom Green · **Posted:** Wed 11-14-2007 12:06AM

I'm shocked we made the list at all.

mad duck · **Posted:** Wed 11-14-2007 12:14AM

I was surprised not to see average starting pay not listed. I oh so enjoy pwning bitches with that little tidbit.

Galvatron96 · **Posted:** Wed 11-14-2007 12:30AM

is our average SAT score really that low?

Tom Green · **Posted:** Wed 11-14-2007 1:15AM

Galvatron96 wrote:

is our average SAT score really that low?

That is surprising.. I'm guessing a big part of it is most of us only took the ACT..

mad duck · **Posted:** Wed 11-14-2007 1:15AM

It's because nobody cares about the SAT in the midwest. ACT would be a more accurate representation. Many students don't even take it, or if they do it's simply because they want to see what will happen.

devil · **Posted:** Wed 11-14-2007 1:24AM

I did well on my ACT, but did really shitty on my SAT (I barely got into the 4 digit range) so I told my high school not to even bother sending my SAT score to UMR. So yeah, UMR doesn't really care about SAT.

el_lorenzo · **Posted:** Wed 11-14-2007 3:42AM

while all ya'll are debating on our standings in the individual sections, i think tom said it best

Tom Green wrote:

I'm shocked we made the list at all.

Altaica · **Posted:** Wed 11-14-2007 12:13PM

There's no way that average SAT score is right. Even Mizzou is listed as higher than us. After a quick google search, I found a few sources saying our average is about 1200.

Tucker · **Posted:** Wed 11-14-2007 3:19PM

I think the only thing that helped us was the low SAT score.

Altaica · **Posted:** Wed 11-14-2007 3:33PM

Tucker wrote:

I think the only thing that helped us was the low SAT score.

Well, that, the percentage of greek (is it really 27%?) and the proximity to taco bell.

Colossians3 · **Posted:** Wed 11-14-2007 4:03PM

Altaica wrote:

Tucker wrote:

I think the only thing that helped us was the low SAT score.

Well, that, the percentage of greek (is it really 27%?) and the proximity to taco bell.

According to Matt Goodwin, it indeed is 27%. He said that the national average is only about 7%.

dar9q7 · **Posted:** Wed 11-14-2007 5:08PM

its between 27 or 28% last I checked

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