$4,500
2001 Ford F-150 - Triton V8, 4x4, 4in lift, 335,000miles, engine replaced in 2018, transmission replaced in 2020

$1,000
1999 Club Car Golf Cart - electric converted to gas with a quadbike powertrain, can do 25 MPH, wants to kill its owner (the curse will likely pass on to the buyer)

$50 ea
Bike Trailers for toddlers. My toddlers are entering highschool now. They really don't like to ride in these, and the threats aren't working anymore. I have 2, take both for $80.

$100 ea
PowerWheels. Similar story as the bike trailers. Similar ineffective threats. Barbie Jeep, Cadillac Escalade, Ford F150 ($50 because it's ugly), Chevy Silverado (free, doesn't work, Rolla Native... dear God, I've really dragged this thing through 3 states and 7 houses... what is wrong with me?)

I probably have other things that can be fed to hobbies of various types. I hit 40 a couple of months ago and realized I'm never going to finish most of these projects.

Also, if you reply to this because you actually want to buy this stuff, send me an email (ewicks1209 @ hotmail. com) IN ADDITION to posting a reply here. If I get an email, and there's no reply post, I'm deleting the email. I also might seriously consider delivery, because I need a reason to leave Oklahoma from time to time.