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 Post subject: Good ol' France
PostPosted: Wed 12-01-2004 12:00AM 
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This has probably been posted before, but I'm not sure. Everyone should be kept up to date on France's war history.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html

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PostPosted: Wed 12-01-2004 12:18AM 
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World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.


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Simply wonderful


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PostPosted: Wed 12-01-2004 10:05AM 
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The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?"
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- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
lol... awesome


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I don't know where he got that history but its also here> http://www.invadefrance.us

That page has been up since at least mid-summer, and its funnier, because of all the other anit-france rants on it.

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The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?"


Don't get me wrong, I hate France as much as the next guy. But we kinda depended on the French to win the Revolutionary war.


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True, but that generation is long gone, and they won because we were an ally, and we did nost of the fighting. It still was not a french victory. It is like an assist in Halo 2.

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True, but that generation is long gone, and they won because we were an ally, and we did nost of the fighting. It still was not a french victory. It is like an assist in Halo 2.


Haha. Well said.


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ShadowCat38 wrote:
True, but that generation is long gone, and they won because we were an ally, and we did nost of the fighting. It still was not a french victory. It is like an assist in Halo 2.


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 Post subject: Ta mere suce des bites en enfer
PostPosted: Thu 01-20-2005 9:36PM 
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Essaye cette manoeuvre: Prendre 50-60 pas en arrière. Prendre plusieurs souffles profonds. Sprinter en avant à toute vitesse. Faire un triple saut périlleux en l'air et disparaître dans ton propre cul.


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 Post subject: Re: Ta mere suce des bites en enfer
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Brandito wrote:
Essaye cette manoeuvre: Prendre 50-60 pas en arrière. Prendre plusieurs souffles profonds. Sprinter en avant à toute vitesse. Faire un triple saut périlleux en l'air et disparaître dans ton propre cul.


Yeah, France sucks. And I won't disappear into my bottom.

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