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 Post subject: Time to get in shape...
PostPosted: Wed 01-19-2005 12:06AM 
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PostPosted: Wed 01-19-2005 7:29AM 
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... Wow....

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PostPosted: Wed 01-19-2005 7:52AM 
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and he died later that very same day. How sad.

http://johnny.martin.swellserver.com/ne ... auto80.php[/url]

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PostPosted: Wed 01-19-2005 11:10AM 
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Agentzak wrote:


correct link

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PostPosted: Wed 01-19-2005 11:41AM 
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100% sure that it's the same guy? Could just have the same names.

Oh, and I loved his quote at the end. Don't we all need a bag of ice and some lotion to sooth the burning from time to time?

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PostPosted: Wed 01-19-2005 11:57AM 
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Um... no... not all of us have herpes.

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Maybe he was trying to break his own record while driving, that could explain the erratic driving.

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PostPosted: Wed 01-19-2005 1:01PM 
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guys, its not real. replace his name with any name in the URL. its one of those fake article sites


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PostPosted: Wed 01-19-2005 2:26PM 
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PostPosted: Wed 01-19-2005 3:04PM 
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Awww, and I was looking forward to kicking that record's ass.


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PostPosted: Wed 01-19-2005 3:24PM 
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gotta' love the bottom of the page

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(this story was dynamically generated using a generic 'template' and is not factual. Any reference to specific individuals has been 100% fabricated by web site visitors who have created fake stories by entering a name into a blank 'non-specific' template for the purpose of entertainment. For sub-domain info and additional use restrictions: FakeAWish.com)

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PostPosted: Wed 01-19-2005 5:15PM 
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Sutherlands wrote:
Um... no... not all of us have herpes.


It was a joke, dude. Don't get your panties in a bunch

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PostPosted: Wed 01-19-2005 6:08PM 
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So was mine... implying that the itch was from herpes... unless you actually HAVE herpes... O_o.

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PostPosted: Wed 01-19-2005 6:32PM 
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Oh, ok. Wasn't sure if you were actually joking. Since the story was about masturbation and all, was making a play on that. The jump to herpes confused me for a bit.

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 Post subject: Too bad
PostPosted: Wed 02-02-2005 1:46AM 
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I haven't laughed that hard in such a long time. It is too bad it was fake, i enjoyed the irony at what I thought was unfortunately at his expense.


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