Grunt Rulebook

Phil the tame goat · **Posted:** Sat 02-05-2005 1:35PM

Rule 1: Don't make a Hunter mad.

Rule 2: Don't make an Elite mad.

Rule 3: Don't make a Brute mad.

Rule 4: Don't make a Jackal mad.

Rule 5: Protect the Prophets

Rule 6: Don't fall asleep while on guard duty

Rule 7: When they start handing out weapons, try to get near the front of
the line, so that you don't get stuck with a needler

Rule 8: Don't throw Plasma Grenades at each other

and the most important rule...

Rule 9: Beware this man--

tdcnq2 The Mystic Llama · **Posted:** Sat 02-05-2005 2:12PM

I dont understand the reasoning behind the post, unless it was just an excuse to post that neat picture...

Phil the tame goat · **Posted:** Sat 02-05-2005 2:20PM

my friend and i were talking about how much it would suck to be a grunt, because they are lame. then we made the rules for being a grunt. i thought i'd share

hdncollision · **Posted:** Sat 02-05-2005 3:36PM

Rule #10 - Phil is a bitch. Treat him as such.

Phil the tame goat · **Posted:** Sat 02-05-2005 8:25PM

my name isnt even phil, so eat it

Deep Glue · **Posted:** Sat 02-05-2005 8:53PM

From Penny Arcade, referring to the Raiders of Prince of Persia 2:

Quote:

They've got these Raider guys that are essentially the Cannon Fodder of Time, jackhole pincushions there explicitly for you to puncture. ... You can't feel tough when you cut these guys. Halo has those little grunts, and I guess I'm supposed to feel like a bad-ass when I destroy them but I actually just feel like an asshole. They both seem like races that just fell in with the wrong crowd. What they need are compelling after school activities, not death.

Hotshoe · **Posted:** Tue 02-08-2005 8:48PM

wow.

I can honestly say that i have never played more than 30 minutes total of XBOX.

Sczroer · **Posted:** Tue 02-08-2005 8:49PM

You know, I was thinking about this earlier.

There should be some rule saying that Master Chief can shoot you, but you can't turn and shoot him.

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